During the act of anal sex (or buttsex) the male grabs the base of his penis and moves it in a counterclockwise circular motion around the penetrated anus (or bunghole).
*clockwise is NOT recommended for obvious reasons.
*clockwise is NOT recommended for obvious reasons.
Sometimes in the morning when my wife bends over and those panties are creeping up her crack, I just gotta grab her and stir the chocolate.
by Slick Dizzy September 13, 2014
Get the stir the chocolatemug. stir crazy / stur crazy:
Fits of soul-sucking boredom often accumulated with those who do not have a life. See: internet and porn.
Fits of soul-sucking boredom often accumulated with those who do not have a life. See: internet and porn.
by I AM BOB! April 19, 2009
Get the stir crazymug. Another name for a teaspoon, which stirs a cup of tea.
It can also be used to describe any other spoon which stirs anything.
It can also be used to describe any other spoon which stirs anything.
I put some sugar into my cup of tea and I need to stir it, so I ask another person to pass 'the stirring iron', so I can stir the sugar into my tea.
I need a stirring iron to mix .......
I need a stirring iron to mix .......
by Aussie born European July 26, 2006
Get the stirring ironmug. girl: have you listened to stir fry?
guy: yeah, i like the song, i just can't rap it because i cannot understand them!
guy: yeah, i like the song, i just can't rap it because i cannot understand them!
by blah_.blah_.blum_. May 4, 2018
Get the stir frymug. when a dude is banging a girl instead of just back and forth boring thrusts he rotates his hips in a circle and "stirs it up"
by tbabie April 10, 2009
Get the stir it upmug. To use one's scrotal sack to stir another's beverage. (Preferably in an anticlockwise direction).
Also see reading the tea leaves
Also see reading the tea leaves
"Oh mate, you were so drunk last night you 'stirred the teabag' in that chicks drink".
Or
"I was stirring the teabag in that mojito so long last night my balls are numb"
Or
"I was stirring the teabag in that mojito so long last night my balls are numb"
by Ardet Malious November 6, 2017
Get the stirring the teabagmug. Not to be confused with how Pierce Brosnan's famous character prefers his martinis, this phrase refers to the status of a guy's totally limp lulu after an extended interval of either drinking or intercourse; it remains droopy/lifeless and therefore does not "stir" (i.e., become aroused) at all, no matter what the activity (i.e., being fondled or "shaken" to try to get it up) or surroundings (i.e., having one or more attractive nymphos nearby who are eager for sex).
Hot sex-hungry chick: My boyfriend and I "did it" for two hours straight till I finally wore him out, and then his ordinarily-perpetually-boned schlong remained shaken but not stirred no matter what I did. We hadda wait till late the next morning before he was able to get it up again.
by QuacksO July 29, 2017
Get the shaken but not stirredmug.