stir the chocolate

During the act of anal sex (or buttsex) the male grabs the base of his penis and moves it in a counterclockwise circular motion around the penetrated anus (or bunghole).
*clockwise is NOT recommended for obvious reasons.

Sometimes in the morning when my wife bends over and those panties are creeping up her crack, I just gotta grab her and stir the chocolate.

by Slick Dizzy September 13, 2014

stir crazy

stir crazy / stur crazy:

Fits of soul-sucking boredom often accumulated with those who do not have a life. See: internet and porn.

'I'm going stir crazy at home, man.'

by I AM BOB! April 19, 2009

stirring iron

Another name for a teaspoon, which stirs a cup of tea.
It can also be used to describe any other spoon which stirs anything.

I put some sugar into my cup of tea and I need to stir it, so I ask another person to pass 'the stirring iron', so I can stir the sugar into my tea.

I need a stirring iron to mix .......

by Aussie born European July 26, 2006

stir fry

A song by (Migos) that is not easily understood but has a nice vibe and is enjoyable.

girl: have you listened to stir fry?

guy: yeah, i like the song, i just can't rap it because i cannot understand them!

by blah_.blah_.blum_. May 4, 2018

stir it up

when a dude is banging a girl instead of just back and forth boring thrusts he rotates his hips in a circle and "stirs it up"

come on baby stir it up

by tbabie April 10, 2009

stirring the teabag

To use one's scrotal sack to stir another's beverage. (Preferably in an anticlockwise direction).

Also see reading the tea leaves

"Oh mate, you were so drunk last night you 'stirred the teabag' in that chicks drink".

Or

"I was stirring the teabag in that mojito so long last night my balls are numb"

by Ardet Malious November 6, 2017

Stir Fried

Throwing together multiple strains of weed into one bowl/joint/blunt.

We have about a half gram each so we'll just throw it all together and smoke a stir fry bowl.

Dude, lets get stir fried!

by AHor4U November 20, 2011