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iffy-stiffy

a phase in which the male sex organ know as the penis, or cock, becomes some what aroused but has yet to become a full hard on erection. Also known as half staff.
dude she stuck her hand down my drawers nd i had an iffy-stiffy nd she got scared away!
by Zachs January 8, 2005
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Stiff Little Finger

When falling asleep while fingering a girl (usually drunk) and your finger is left in the entire night.
"Cor blimey, I have a stiff little finger this golden morn."
by 9A Slang March 12, 2009
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Stiff Cock

Jenny: OMG look at that stiff cock!
Rachel: Wow it's HUGE!
by Cyborg Ninja March 15, 2014
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Stiff Arm

1. A football stance used to keep their opponent at arms length.

2. A body gesture in which the arm is extended forward with the palm open making the arm erect,stiff, and therefore immovable, keeping people from entering your comfort zone.

3. A thing people do when they want you to ease on up out their space!
Maaannn...you see dat chicken-head over there, she came all up in my grill so I had to stiff arm her ass. Is that wrong...of course not!
by NestleQck July 4, 2005
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Stiff Limp

Described as one of the sideaffects of the use of male enhancements. When you have an akward erection lasting more then one hour after the sex. When you travel during daily ruiteins with a full erection.
I feel so bad for bill, after he and jayne had sex he was caught with a stiff limp at the gym while running on a tredmill.
by Matt Slocum December 28, 2005
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stiffoo

the pronouciation of the acronym STFU which means shut the fuck up. Stiffoo is just a better way of trying to say the letters, or more pg way of saying the full meaning. It also seems to lose some of its aggresion with the abbrivation.
person 1: so i was like 'blah blah blah' after she was all 'yadda yadda yadda'
person 2: god, stiffoo!

person A: stiffoo noob!
person B: why dont you just swear like a normal person?
by anevilscientist September 22, 2007
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stiffylicious

When you fantasize or visulize the erection of your guy or some other guy.
Marks tight long black boxers make him look stiffylicious.

See that guy over there I bet he could be so stiffylicious.
by laineegirl January 22, 2010
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