The indisputable importance of Jon Stewart was confirmed by the Family Guy character, Mort Goldman who exclaimed “Protect Jon Stewart! He's our most important Jew!”
by The Gonzo Lecture March 3, 2010
Get the Jon Stewartmug. The coolest guy to have ever come from Lawrenceville, New Jersey. In fact, the only cool thing to come from the shithole that exists between Princeton and Trenton.
by GoddessofSnark December 28, 2005
Get the Jon Stewartmug. Useless, ugly pile of white trash who horribly portrays Bella Swan in the movie "Twilight." Off set, she excessively smokes pot and crosses her eyes. Makes bad choices like getting a black mullet to make her look like a man. On set, she is a dumb he-she who gets to kiss Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner; also excessively crosses her eyes. Be careful when talking to her; she has an atrocious stutter and does not make straight eye contact.
Random Person: Hey, how did that mirror break ?
Other Random Person: Oh, I tried to put a picture of Kristen Stewart on it.
Other Random Person: Oh, I tried to put a picture of Kristen Stewart on it.
by Dic101 August 10, 2009
Get the Kristen Stewartmug. by Kelvin06 August 11, 2006
Get the Jon Stewartmug. n. 1.)A shitty actor/comedian who gets casted for lead roles of straight to video movies, mainly because the original actors didn't sign a contract for any sequels.
2.)A B-actor in general.
2.)A B-actor in general.
There are no charges that exist to punish French Stewart for the crimes which he has committed against film.
by chinesefoodninja February 1, 2005
Get the French Stewartmug. "Marcy was being a bitch yesterday, so I gave her ass a nasty stewart last night. Funniest shit ever saw."
by J-Fro March 6, 2005
Get the nasty stewartmug. A great, trusting teen girl with a huge heart that always gets broken. A very gorgeous girl at that, who is tall enough to be a model, yet slim and fragile.
by Meowgurlmeow April 21, 2013
Get the Lexi Stewartmug.