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crotch stuffing

The stuffing of the crotch with things (eg. socks, tissues) for the purpose of making a males groin appear larger.
OK, listening up everyone. Apu's brought up a delicate topic, that of crotch stuffing.
by coinroller August 4, 2007
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Snorlax Stuffing

The act of sexual intercourse with an overly large disgusting woman
I was drrunk and went Snorlax Stuffing
by Imaginethat January 19, 2009
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Steffan

noun.

A vital, yet irrelevant item used most commonly in one's search for the Holy Grail. It is said to be the size of a grown man's torso, and the colour of your average caucasian person.

It was originally written into the script of 'Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade', but was then later taken out as Harrison Ford was jealous of how awesome the Steffan was.

Medieval English transcripts state that only 3 Steffans exist, with each representing one of the three differant states atoms can exist in. (Solid, liquid and gas)

Some 1980 "crazies" suggest there is a fourth Steffan existing somewhere, that represents the arguably, "iffy" atomic state, Plasma, like that of fire, which is neither gas, liquid or solid.

Both the liquid and gas Steffans are said to be somewhere in Europe, where the location of the "Solid" Steffan is unkown, but rumoured to be either in South-East Asia, or in the Laurentian Abyss, in the Atlantic ocean, the deepest place on the planet.

It is still uncertain how each of these Steffans aid in ones hunt for the Cup of Christ, but as stated in Greek scrolls from the 7th Century "The power of just one Steffan is, no doubt, enough to move mountains, or complete "HARD" rated Su Do Ku puzzles."

And translated from Ancient Jordanian hieroglyphs (50 AD) "To possess a Steffan would benefit us greatly in knowing the secrets of God. In a way, Steffan is God."
Professor Harry Jones: "Junior, without the Steffan, we can't physically get to the Grail!"

Indiana Jones: "Dad, its Indiana, my name is Indiana."
by Batman, pretty much. February 6, 2010
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Stuffins

Hardcore slammin sex with a girl you barely know, followed by a fist gyration which resembles the banging in of a railroad tie, but sideways.
Damn! Did you hear Bill giving Miley stuffins (insert hand gesture here) last night? Woke everyone in the house up!
by Curits House July 23, 2009
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Stuffing

When a girl is insecure about her breast size so she "stuffes" (hince - Mitra)
Mitra stuffes. Yep, she sure does.
by SRL September 26, 2004
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stuffing hair pie

The act of having sex, typically with the girl on her back, legs behind her ears, taking cock hard and fast
I was stuffing hair pie all last night and now Hayley is sore and cranky.
by Dcarrie February 5, 2008
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Louisiana swamp stuffing

When a guy shoves a frog in a girls vagina and fucks her till the frog dies
Kevin was really horny so he decided to give Josie a Louisiana swamp stuffing.
by Albogenius March 30, 2011
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