The idea that one of your friends are so chopped that good looking girls run away in terror, but they can pull because they don’t have a scarecrow.
“John is so chopped I can’t pull in English class, but he already has a girlfriend. He’s an example of the scarecrow theory.”
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Sharecropping: One who shares their crop fire to light another persons crop to save lighter fuel fluid/matches; Usually/typically when someone asks for a light.
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Get the Sharecropping mug.Having marital, consensual, heterosexual intercourse while the male stares into his biological mother's eyes, signaling a sign of approval to inseminate the wife.
Jim: Do you actually associate with Serbian culture, or do you just pretend around your family?
Danny: Oh, I truly follow Serbian rules... Matter of fact, my wife and I did a full Serbian Staredown for both of our children.
Danny: Oh, I truly follow Serbian rules... Matter of fact, my wife and I did a full Serbian Staredown for both of our children.
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