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Battleship Stance 

The sexual act of filling five holes on a girl with five penises to sink the battleship. Most Battleship Stances use the vagina, asshole, mouth and two holes made with the hands. Other holes including large ear canals, empty eye sockets and open wounds.
The party was a sausage fest 'cause there were 5 guys and one girl. Then Lisa went into Battleship Stance and the parrty was lit. We sunk her battleship and drowned her in cum.

buffalo stance 

buffalo stance by toy October 10, 2003

wide stance 

The need to use a public restroom, especially for those who abhor the lack of privacy, and find it hard to "go", in such facilities, but are forced to out of a sense of urgency.
Honey, I'm at the Atlanta airport and I hate to tell ya, but I have to take a WIDE STANCE.

buffalo stance 

Standing in the posture typical of a person from Buffalo, New York, USA.
We always hang in a Buffalo Stance.
buffalo stance by Chaz May 27, 2019

wide stance  

to expel excrement from the bowels via the anal canal; move one's bowels .
"I busted a wide stance in the Minnesota airport and things went terribly awry," said Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho).
wide stance by Mason Lerner October 16, 2007

Twitter Stance 

The act of swinging your right leg around to make it parallel to the left leg. Knees then slightly bend to a near squat position. During this entire time, both hands are locked onto the cell phone ready to make a tweet. Once into position, the tweeting process can begin. Not until the tweet is sent can the Twitter Stance be abandoned.
Shh, can't you tell he's in his Twitter Stance? We must wait until the tweet is tweeted.
Twitter Stance by BigRed6810 June 10, 2011