by version mismatch December 19, 2018

Person 1: "Hey did you finish the advanced factoring of Calculus Polynomials??"
Person 2: "Hey man remember that time at the fair when you puked?"
Person 3: "Dude, you're stalling the flow."
Person 2: "Hey man remember that time at the fair when you puked?"
Person 3: "Dude, you're stalling the flow."
by ZeroBallGravity September 8, 2010

The time that someone waits after going dookie in the employee rest room until no one is in the rest room and the coast is clear to make their exit in order to maintain anonymity
boss: Why are you late for the presentation?
employee: sorry I had to stall pause
boss: what?
employee: after last nights all you can drink draft beer and all you could eat taco's I blew up the bathroom and just as I was ready to walk out of the stall the maintenance guy came in so I had to stall pause while he replaced the towels.
employee: sorry I had to stall pause
boss: what?
employee: after last nights all you can drink draft beer and all you could eat taco's I blew up the bathroom and just as I was ready to walk out of the stall the maintenance guy came in so I had to stall pause while he replaced the towels.
by NickyLags May 31, 2011

Euphemism for masturbating.
Origin - somebody from our office building appears to masturbate in the 4th stall in our shared bathroom every afternoon.
Origin - somebody from our office building appears to masturbate in the 4th stall in our shared bathroom every afternoon.
"I don't feel much like going out tonight. I'm going to 4th stall it at home."
"It's been a slow day at work - I 4th stalled all afternoon."
"It's been a slow day at work - I 4th stalled all afternoon."
by EyeballIB August 26, 2013

A. To hit someone when they aren't looking
B. To hit someone without making it aware that you want to fight them
C. To hit someone from a blind side
B. To hit someone without making it aware that you want to fight them
C. To hit someone from a blind side
Kwame: Dang bro, how'd you lose to Kel!?
Jose: He stalled off of me, dude didn't even give me a chance to square up
Kwame: Dude's are STILL stalling off? Wow, I thought you lost fair and square.....Guess not
Jose: He stalled off of me, dude didn't even give me a chance to square up
Kwame: Dude's are STILL stalling off? Wow, I thought you lost fair and square.....Guess not
by DreadfulControversy October 24, 2011

The act of walking into a bathroom stall, only to notice there is some kind of fecal monstrosity in the toilet. You then proceed to the next stall, only to see the same thing again. The process repeats endlessly, often causing several bathrooms explorations and perpetual cycles of stall infiltration, hence the term "journey". Most likely to occur in a high school, stadium, or night club bathroom.
Person 1: "I hate the bathrooms here at this stadium, no one cares enough to flush so I'm always going on a twenty minute stall journey".
Person 2: "Yeah, It's like I'm on a magical quest to find a porcelain treasure chest not filled with poo."
Person 2: "Yeah, It's like I'm on a magical quest to find a porcelain treasure chest not filled with poo."
by Nick_gee April 30, 2011

Being a very revolutionary concept, Poo Stalling is when one holds in their poo for the sole purpose pooping later when an undesirable event comes up that the poo-carrier would rather not attend. Poo Stalling causes every attendee to wait on the individual who chooses to poo at the time of the event, causing them to be anxious, mad, or even outright anal (if you will). Fortunately, pooping is a practice that can deter any suspicion as to why the one Poo Stalling showed up late, or didn't show up at all. Poo Stalling is a valuable and strategic art. It can be the final solution when circumstances seem daunting. Poo Stalling can even save lives.
Hilary had to attend a lame forum but luckily by Poo Stalling she was able to miss half the lecture and avoid any overly-concerning questions by her peers.
by Schnazzle G October 10, 2016
