Squodeling

when you grab your 82 year old, saggy, pasty, powdery, old grandpa by the throat, then flip him upside-down and he starts flailing his arms and squawking like a toucan begging for mercy

“yo, i was squodeling mr. dave last night”

by voldemorts fire cheese free August 8, 2020

Squorange

The act of removing the pith from the orange.

This morning I squoranged my orange before work.

by Big+toe October 15, 2020

squorn

squid porn.

"looking forward to watching squorn with the bois tonight."

by I'm tired mannn March 11, 2021

Squooscious

Rotten to the point of juiciness; richly disgusting. Figuratively, tawdry, gaudy, or tacky.

I believe I just stepped on a large, squooscious strawberry.

Refrigerate that sandwich before it becomes squooscious!

The hotel lobby needed major renovations, with its peeling wallpaper, musty carpet, and squooscious velvet upholstery.

by Mr. 511 January 28, 2021

Squoff

(verb) To squoff. A combination of "squint" and "scoff." That moment when someone annoys you and you squint and scoff at the same time. It can also be done in different variations (scoffs first, then squints. Or squints first, then scoffs).

Amy: What do you think feminism is Chang?

Chang: Women trying to take over the planet and take away men's rights.

Amy: *Squoffs*

by Mangoo para ti December 3, 2018

Squoze

The act of forcefully extracting the semen from the testicles.

She squoze me and there was a mess on the floor

by Shitcakedasshairs December 6, 2016

squoze

The past tence of squeeze

Last night she walked up to him and squoze all the air out of him.

by False_existance December 5, 2004