touch squirt

One who is prone to premature ejaculation.

Joan is never satisfied because her boyfriend is a touch squirt.

by riboflavin December 9, 2008

Tangerine squirts

The "Tangerine squirts" is a form of really sloppy, smelly, dis-coloured diarhoea.

John: Do you want to go out for some Indian food tonight?

Mike: Nah, iv still got the Tangerine squirts from the last Indian I had.

by Bigtim89yabass September 13, 2009

Hershey Squirts

When you have to take a shit and all that comes out is a loud fart and a spray of shit. (Just compare to the Hershey syrup bottle when it's on it's last squirt).

Bro I had the hershey squirts today, as soon as I sat on the toilet, it started squirtin' out.

by miggelzworth October 26, 2010

hershey's squirts

the runs, diahrea, chocolate volcano, etc. when your shit is hella runny and it comes out with a great explosion of warm shitty goodness.

"I don't feel so good...I have Hershey's squirts"

by LaRon May 18, 2006

pussy squirt

when the pussy projects cum (orgasm).

when THE CUM BURSTS out the pussy in a squirting manner.

by Lisa January 13, 2004

Squirt & Swallow

to take a girls orgasm juice straight into your mouth and swallow it

We had a Squirt & Swallow party and I got totally soaked. I slurped every girl there.

by cuntlickericious December 15, 2008

google squirt

A nickname for a person who is smart and short.

Google Squirt is short and smart.

by Google Squirt April 27, 2019