squirrel

any small, hyperactive woodland creature that belongs to the order "Rodentia" and the family "Sciuridae" that is bent on world domination and stealing nuts and seeds and "incidently" forgetting where they hid them. they team up with other small, beady eyed animals on their hysterical plot.

squirrels, hamsters, cockatiels, mice! they all have hypnotic powers in their beady brains. why else do they make ppl swerve off the road or become road kill in the end?

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 17, 2005

Squirrel

An evil little creature, that is seen in the forest or when your super high. If you ever see one of these creatures be aware that it is ploting against you and all of society. This creature is bent on taking over the world!!!

person a (while looking at his hand): Oh Shit!! It's a squirrel!!
person b: WTF?!?!

by mitch_hellyeah December 18, 2008

Squirreling

To stock up on drinks before the end of happy hour or last call

Natalie started squirreling when she heard 2 for 1 drinks were about to end.

by FlipCup1023 January 13, 2013

Squirrel

A male, usually of college age, typically drunk, who makes obvious advances on large number of women in a short period of time.

Derived from that fact that squirrels go from tree to tree trying to find a nut

Dude John is a total squirrel tonight he has hit on every woman in this bar.

by crew8221 March 9, 2004

squirrel

A funny name for a funny creature.

The squirrel is eating my nuts of pea.

by B.S.S.M December 8, 2003

Squirrel

The furry woodland creatures that will one day rule the wrold if the Bunny Mafia fails to destroy them. They also have Garbage and Recycling trucks as well as French paper trucks on thier side. Watch out for abnormally dirty cars and sparkling white ones, those are in use of the squirrels (as well as ones with squirrels painted on them and the words "SQUIRRELS ZHALL RULEZ ZEE WORLDZ!" obviously)

Person 1: That white car has been parked outside our house for an hour
Person 2: Is it really clean?
Person 1: Yeah...?
Person 2: DUCK FOR COVER!
*Squirrels come out of the car and start shooting in random directions*

by Bunny Mafia July 25, 2006

Squirreling

The act of cramming your dick so far into a female that your nuts stay warm for the winter.

Dude, I heard that guy was squirreling so hard last night that he cracked a nut.

by Thebushyc May 6, 2015