squishmallows

literally mental support. your only friends

'what you gonna do tonight'
'probably cry on my squishmallows and eat'
'can i come'

by faya April 19, 2022

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Squish-mitten

Another name for the vagina. Of course getting its name from the soft squishy feeling, and mitten.... well because things go in there.

After I was done with her squish-mitten, I came in her face.

by iplaywithsquirls October 18, 2006

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squashed strawberry alley cat

"Can I get you a drink?" "I'll have a squashed strawberry alleycat." "I'm not sure what that is" 'It's simple, it's 12 fresh strawberries sliced, 3 ounces of dark rum, a splash of creme de..."

a squashed strawberry alley cat is 12 large strawberries, chopped. 3 ounces dark rum, a splash of creme de menthe. 1 ounce of suger. a thimble of grape pucker. a soupcon of cinammon. a touch of rupleminze. a klaxon of pineapple sauce. a grimace of red wine. Garnish with a muskmelon wedge, a hyacynthe petal, a childs laughter, and a tampon.

by butterballs January 21, 2009

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squish mitten

see cunt, fish mitten, snatch.. etc..

Her squish mitten was drippin after I pulled out my fingers..

by D.J.H. September 12, 2005

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squishin

To squish with ur Squishee. It can mean anything from something dirty and sexy to something totally innocent such as hanging out, smiling, or being squishy in general. However acquiring someone to call squishee(which is needed to actually squish with) is a hard task. This is because they have to be totally amazing and be able to squish whenever!

Whats up squishee? Are u squishin today? You know thats right im totally squishin!

by Holliepop and Johnny K December 29, 2007

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