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Squeege

a person who is very good at the video game counter-strike.
You suck, You're no squeege.
by collin skeetz October 6, 2006
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a guy who is well...just a squeege
josh is a squeege
by theantisqueege March 31, 2010
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Derogatory term for high-rise window cleaners who are generally hated by pretty much everybody. Most window cleaners are not aware of this term, or the animosity directed towards them.
Jack - "Well would you look at that?"
Tom - "Unbelievable. Hey squeege, forget your windex?"
Window Cleaner - "What? What are you talki-"
Jack - "Shut the hell up, squeege!"
Tom - "Yeah get outta here! Go clean some windows... squeege"
by Devin Hush December 4, 2007
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Squeege

The succulent, everlasting, and infallible substance only able to be acquired from the Orange Legal Council TM. There is life squeege, death squeege, and squeege squeege. Accept the squeege.
You must accept the squeege!
Have you heard of the council and their squeege?
Squeege is the best thing ever!
by Molbo January 3, 2020
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"Hey Squeege, if you don't be silent, i will tape your mouth shut."
by FrogFanatic June 2, 2021
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DJ Squeegie

a disc jockey that is also employed as a window washer. typically plays repetitive house music, shuns drugs publicly yet indulges privately, and will find the most remote, reclusive living situation so that he can disappear from the face of the earth as soon as he discovers one of his exes has actually slept with another man, regardless of the time that has elapsed.

one who speaks incessantly without regard for the listener's need to get the FUCK off of the phone
hey man, are you going out tonight?

no, i have to stay home and facestalk my exes.

come on, dude, don't be a DJ Squeegie!
by dr evil. April 24, 2011
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Easy Squeezee Hee Hee

A man walking like he has a dildo or stick up his ass. His walking gait looks like he is squeezing his ass cheeks together to hold it in, but is oblivious that others notice. He may also may involuntarily squeak "hee hee" in enjoyment as he walks.
Dude, check out that Easy Squeezee Hee Hee! I bet if he sneezed he would let loose a minivan filled with RuPaul"s next top model!
by Bob Bonzai May 4, 2018
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