Squeezer

One who plays with small children (under the age of 12) in a sexual manner.

by wizurd February 13, 2003

Squeezer

It is when ones face turns red and they start clamping their hands until the shit themselves.

Jesse had started a Squeezer and shit himself so we had to spray him with fabreze.

by happyjoe1 March 24, 2011

pig squeezer

Someone who likes to fuck short fat bitches. Pig Squeezer.

Other terms being -

Pig Squeezers
Pidgeon Toucher
Otter basher
Seal clouber

Lee: I was trebucheting squirrels across then field when I saw that big gunty milk lady outside, I totally chased her down and fucked her.

Matt and Glen: dude you're totally a pig squeezer, bants haha

by PerryGlen July 12, 2017

squeezer

A guy in their late teens or early twenties who manipulates early teenage girls into sex.

That sleeze is a squeezer!

by NOYB December 1, 2004

Squeekers

A woman who attends rennaissance faires such as Middlefaire, and giggles insanely at chainmail catepillars while turning bright red from the sun.
Identified by her high pitched squeaking laugh.

Why is that so funny? you're such a Squeekers.

by Sylvia Rayne February 16, 2009

Squeeler

Hot dog wrapped in uncooked bacon and grilled on a barbeque. A toothpick placed through the bacon and hot dog at both ends secures the bacon to the dog. Once the dog and bacon are cooked thoroughly the toothpicks are removed. The dog is then place in a bun with the appropriate fixins. Dig in!

"Move those steaks and let me introduce you to the culinary perfection known as squeelers."

by i got 33! September 7, 2009

Squeezer

really nice rack

so nice, you want to squeeze them

whoa...now that's a sqeezer

by Frank "the man with no middle name" Chen February 28, 2003