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squealing like a virgin

(v.) To be driving into corners too fast, and giving tire-squeal.
I was squealing like a virgin through the wide corners, because I approached from the inside.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
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skeeching

When an individual searches through their carpet for lost drugs (usually when high or coming down. often in an obsessive and/or neurotic manner
When skip ran out of crack he immediately started skeeching through the floor for hours
by britishknight March 12, 2015
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Squanching

A term used in the show Rick and Morty. It is code for male masturbation.
Friend: Hey, you coming to see-
Guy: DUDE! IM SQUANCHING!!
Friend: I am so sorry! Forgive me!
by AbbeyRoad9242 October 8, 2016
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Squeaming

Putting cream cheese in a girl's cleavage, and then titty-fucking her.
Did you hear? David was totally squeaming with Kesha last night!
by JollyRancherAfrica May 10, 2011
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Squelching

Similar to Feltching, except performed with the gerbil's more nefarious cousin the squirrel. Often the tail is left protruding the rectal cavity, allowing for easy extraction of the fecal laden rodent (Not to mention a very fashionable furry tail while enjoying the tiny beast's frantic claustrophobia)
Sam enjoys squelching, so much so that he's taken up breeding squirrels in his basement. Poor squirrels never see it coming till its too late...
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Squelching pig

When you find the fattest chick in the bar, and take her home to dick her down. As you proceed to take off her parachute panties, you shove a apple in her mouth. And then proceed to slap her belly, over and over again. As you do this she will start to squelch. At which point you start screaming “ hear little piggy” as she tries to pull away.
“Broooooo, I need more apples man”. “ the squelching pig is getting to expensive”.
by Daddydamon94 November 10, 2019
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Squeping

verb: (inf: to squep)

The act of being annoyingly important. Someone or something who hangs around just because no one can be without them. Basically, being important and rubbing it in peoples' faces.
The Navigator squeped with the group trying to have a quiet boat ride. Though his jokes were horrible and he was disruptive, no one could find the land if he left. Knowing this, he continued squeping.
by bassvillan July 6, 2006
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