I'll Slaughter Your Face in!

I'll slaughter your face in!
I made this up one day. I got really mad at this girl. And..I just said it....I make up a lot of what i say. Cause You know. I do DAT.

Examples:
- I'll slaughter your face in!!!
- ....Well....

People don't know how to respond to it. It's funny.

by Melon May 12, 2004

Slaughtered

You definitely had too much. You should start to think of quiting your favourite drug.

"Man, I'am slaughtered... That was good shit, but I think I had too much.
- Come on, dude. That was two weeks ago...

by Czi June 24, 2003

Slaughter Problem

A homework problem (usually a math homework problem) that at first glance looks very simple, but turns out to be a long, agonizing, problem that involves much work and thought. These problems usually appear in higher level Math courses such as Algebra 1 and Geometry, but can also appear at lower levels like 5th grade math. For example, you may be assigned problem 32 for homework, and when you hear it you will say "That's not so bad!" but when you actually look at it, you realize that problem 32 is actually a flow proof, (a combination of the Flow Chart and A Proof the two worst things combined into one.), and that problem 32 will take you close to an hour. You will then respond "Dear Jesus help us.....". This term is universal and can be applied to any problem in any subject so long that it is in reality a "Slaughter Problem", and not a "Genocidal Problem" (I.E. "The Doghouse Problem.")

"Ok class your homework is problem 45."
"That's it?"
"That's Easy!"
"Oh sweet Jesus.........."
"What?"
"Problem 45 is a flowproof designed to prove that in a parallelogram if all four sides are congruent and that their diagonals bisect each other at 90 degree angles in the first quadrant that the parallelogram is actually a Rhombus."
"Dear Jesus help us...... its a Slaughter Problem"

by I hate Slaughter Problems February 3, 2010

slaughter victim

when you take out a person you intend to have sex with.

just an other slaughter victim to add to the list.

by thegrouch1976 April 22, 2011

Slaught

A gay man born with his head up his own ass trapped inside a closet

That guy is such a slaught

by Telekinetics July 12, 2018

Slaughterhouse-Five

Person who wrote the other definition is a spiteful peace of shit who hates school to fit in. School is fucked but this book is great and a breath of fresh air from the other dogshit in the curriculum. This book is fucking fuego

God, I hate Mrs. Wilson's class, but Slaughterhouse-Five lowkey slaps.

by V0nnegut May 9, 2020

Slaughter

To have crazy unprotected sex

Shes so hot i'd slaughter those butt cheeks

by punk1125 December 23, 2008