Spontaneous cumbustion

Premature ejaculation. One pump chump. Wet dreams.

We didn't even get to have sex due to spontaneous cumbustion.

by Dougageddon February 16, 2021

Spontaneous

Getting wrapped up in the moment and having sex in the car park because why the hell not.

Let's be a bit spontaneous

by Btecsamanthajones August 19, 2021

Spontaneous

Just say Yes to going swimming

It was spontaneous but I went swimming!

by Why n0t?!? August 12, 2019

Spontaneous

Not Senzela

Senzela, who loves Texas A&M, is not spontaneous.

by spontaneousdefinition August 01, 2024

Spontaneous

This word isn’t funny, therefore it is undeserving of a funny definition.

Guy: Did you hear about the guy next door?
Guy 2: No! What happened?
Guy: His car spontaneously combusted! Haha!
Guy 2: That’s not funny Harold.

by Marco_Swirly November 17, 2020

spontaneous green day disorder

Spontaneous green day disorder (SGDD) is a very common disorder in which one will spontaneously start singing or humming a green day song. This condition can only be treated by converting the affected into a blink-182 or nirvana fan. This condition is found most commonly among people who grew up during the final years of the tv show "Seinfeld".

Person 1: "Do you have the time, to lis-"
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*

by lil biden May 02, 2022

spontaneous image

nudes.

that girl just sent me the most spontaneous image ever. never knew an ass could look so good!

by idfkwhattodaypuzzy May 17, 2021