Sphinctersaurus Rex

The world's most dangerous assholes.

Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Ladin, Mohmar Khadafy,
Mahkmoud Ahmadinajad, and Kim Jong-Il all fit the category...
Sphinctersaurus Rex!!!

by maverickdallas October 19, 2009

Sphincterbate

The act of penetrating ones sphincter with their own finger, in an attempt to achieve pleasure and reach climax.

'I like to sphincterbate on my couch while nobody's home.'

by JO3HO3 March 21, 2010

Sphincter Spigot

A homemade enema (usually made from a combination of a crack pipe and large funnel) that makes the flowing waters of shit turns into an unsightly sea foam green, resembling the rivers of Ganges.

Man, I got so constipated from all that Heroin, I had to make a sphincter spigot in order to clean out the ol' pipes.

That sphincter spigot really helped me with my cleanse diet.

by PrincessGaylordFocker October 18, 2016

Sphincter piercing

A fart that hurts ur anus

Man that fart was sphincter piercing!

by johnnyyk February 9, 2017

Sphincterland

A place to which you shouldn't attach vacuum cleaners, as demonstrated by a kind gentleman with odd solutions to normal problems.

First person: I tried to vacuum my farts away, and in so doing discovered something amazing in Sphincterland!
Second person: You've got issues

by Arraka February 7, 2018

Doctor Sphincter

A guy who tries to tap someones colon right after they've drank a famous beverage containing carbonated pruine juice.

I just Doctor Sphinctered yo mama!

by Dark Chocolate Fudge October 18, 2008

track sprinter

A track sprinter is someone who is considered fast in a short distance of running such as the 100, 200, or 400 meter dashes. They are loved by everyone, and tend to be lazy and full of themselves or just can't handle running too long.

Look at that track sprinter!She just won't slow down on that track!

by The track goddess August 13, 2017