Soviet Union

also known as the vodka army

Teacher: we are going to be learning about the Soviet Union
girls: this sucks! can we learn maths instead?
boys:

by Meme Describer September 3, 2019

Soviet Russia

Commonly known as the USSR, it was a communistic country until 1991. Know, it's know for being the main joke that's the opposite of the united states.

Soviet Russia was the reds before the Chinese.

In Soviet Russia urbandictionary add you!

by kingjt13 March 3, 2009

Soviet Britain

Much like Soviet USA. Only British.

A byword for "no freedom."

You can't access any fun websites in the library because of Soviet Britain.

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp September 16, 2005

soviet union

Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы, народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы, к победе ведет!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил.
Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народу
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.
Славься, Отечество чаше свободное,
Счастья народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведет!
Skvoz grozy siialo nam solntse svobody,
I Lenin velikij nam put ozaril.
Nas vyrastil Stalin - na vernost narodu
Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil.
Slavsia, Otechestvo chashe svobodnoe,
Schastia narodov nadezhnyj oplot!…

the door opens you!

its god but in Russia

IM GONNA JOIN THE SOVIET UNION AND GONNA BE A NINJA

by ninjafromrussia696969969696969 March 5, 2020

Soviet Canuckistan

Where dreams come true, and buttfucks come free.

Canadians: In Soviet Canuckistan, homosexual fucks you!!!!!

Me: Ehh, no thanks.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 4, 2020

soviet prisoner

A big obese teddy bear that has fecal manner rubbed over it. Included with bloody toenails, love for children under the age of 2, keeps his "stash" inside him, and has some clammy hands. Oh did I mention it has a neck beard with a crave for saucy sausages. Often has some cheeky cheese under his manly foreskin to protect from all the mango worms and maggots and faggot sex, and gaping capers whilst residing in the USSR prison located at moisty mire

My dad used to be a soviet prisoner
Same but mine loved kids under the age of 4
I'm 3
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by Soviet Teddybear February 19, 2018

Soviet Abortion

A cumshot in the mouth followed by a shot of vodka

My friend had a Soviet Abortion last night

by Doughyahh December 10, 2019