When a girl, or guy if you're into it, uses a fruit, usually a banana, to sexually please his/herself. Could also be a vegetable, such as a cucumber.
Guy 1: Dude, yesterday I walked in on my sister giving herself a South Carolina Fruit Basket!
Guy 2: Gross! I just hope she didn't put it back
Guy 2: Gross! I just hope she didn't put it back
by Sean O'Neil February 11, 2014
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Daniel says to Timothy "I challenge you, sir, to a South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk."
Timothy's closeted gay self only replied with a smile and an eager "Hell yea bro!"
Timothy's closeted gay self only replied with a smile and an eager "Hell yea bro!"
by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011
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Derived from the recent Miss America pageant when Miss South Carolina had the ultimate blonde moment.
Derived from the recent Miss America pageant when Miss South Carolina had the ultimate blonde moment.
Q. What is your opinion on the global warming issue?
A. I'm very happy the globe is warming up because then people won't have to use tanning beds as much so there won't be as much skin cancer.
That girl is dumber than Miss South Carolina
A. I'm very happy the globe is warming up because then people won't have to use tanning beds as much so there won't be as much skin cancer.
That girl is dumber than Miss South Carolina
by Brunette from the North August 10, 2009
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South Carolina-dont go
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