smartie bar

the phrase that is whispered by naughty older boys to bomb younger girls through textual message. a self-respecting male, or one desperate to spit raw game may only use this while under the strong influence of alcohol or ghb.

"naw, the cross streets. i need some help out. mmk, smartie bar? ;D"

by Kins-Loo March 6, 2009

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Smartie Spaff

The act of shaking smarties from a tube, held at crotch height, into or onto someones face.

"Mate, let's smartie spaff that girl!"

by Sheddybear October 27, 2011

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smarties

those candies that i used to snort like a fucking weirdo

old me: *snorts smarties"
person that rejected me: omg ur so hot pls get with me

old me: naa im out here with the gang gang ion need no white bitch
person that rejected me: this is why i rejected u

by thewhiteonmyskiniscum February 8, 2022

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Smartiful

That Nelson is beautifully smart in many ways

Nelson is Smartiful

by Bigdaddycornchips June 13, 2018

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smarty

BEST smarty who is always sweet, patient, and caring <3 but hits you with sharp comebacks when you least expect it </3 everyone loves her anyways, don't cross her because you'll be crossing an entire army who will protect her

oh it's smarty! the best smarty!

by anisie August 6, 2025

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