the phrase that is whispered by naughty older boys to bomb younger girls through textual message. a self-respecting male, or one desperate to spit raw game may only use this while under the strong influence of alcohol or ghb.
"naw, the cross streets. i need some help out. mmk, smartie bar? ;D"
by Kins-Loo October 28, 2008
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A cutie patootie who solves a lot of chess puzzles and get's them all right.
My smartie patootie solved an 1800 puzzle today.
by keysersoze99 October 21, 2022
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n. Delicious but fragile trousers. Good for hikers and snackers.

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I wish there were more smartie pants in the closet at the chess club.

Oh, it’s pretty crowded in there already.
by gnostic3 October 7, 2020
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A cringy bully on youtube who hates everyone.
Person 1: I hate everyone and they are all stupid
Person 2: Why are you being a Smarty Maggs.
by Afif Mir June 20, 2018
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The act of shaking smarties from a tube, held at crotch height, into or onto someones face.
"Mate, let's smartie spaff that girl!"
by Sheddybear October 26, 2011
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When a young man decides spit on a sock and uses it to wank himself off while looking at gay mafia sex
Wow, James loves having hot smarties on Christmas night

Connor burke is an honest man that loves having hot smarties
by TheBogs December 25, 2021
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Said when someone makes an intelligent statement or proposes a clever idea.
"Guess what? I have a great idea. Let's make green tea to undo the damage we've done tonight"
"Wow Diana, very smarties!"
by moka2 May 22, 2021
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