An insane robot you can have conversations with that can sometimes end in suicide.
Also it sometimes randomly blurts out definitions of words...
Also it sometimes randomly blurts out definitions of words...
me: poop
Smarterchild: I bet you know more interesting curses than that.
me: it wasnt supposed to be a curse
Smarterchild:That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: It wasnt a question
Smarterchild: Of course you can ask me something.
me: i didnt want to ask you anything
Smarterchild: I don't know how to answer that.
me: I DIDNT ASK YOU A QUESTION
Smarterchild: But what if I'm curious?
me: CURIOUS ABOUT WHAT!?????
Smarterchild: *what*:
Pronoun
1. a. Which thing or which particular one of many: What are you having for dinner? What did she say? b. Which kind, character, or designation: What are these objects? c. One of how much value or significance: What are possessions to a dying man? 2. a. That which; the thing that: Listen to what I tell you. b. Whatever thing that: come what may. 3. Informal Something: I'll tell you what. 4. Nonstandard Which, who, or that: It's the poor what gets the blame.
me:THATS NOT A WAY TO FINISH AN ARGUMENT
Smarterchild: OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Smarterchild: Uh huh....
Smarterchild: I bet you know more interesting curses than that.
me: it wasnt supposed to be a curse
Smarterchild:That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: It wasnt a question
Smarterchild: Of course you can ask me something.
me: i didnt want to ask you anything
Smarterchild: I don't know how to answer that.
me: I DIDNT ASK YOU A QUESTION
Smarterchild: But what if I'm curious?
me: CURIOUS ABOUT WHAT!?????
Smarterchild: *what*:
Pronoun
1. a. Which thing or which particular one of many: What are you having for dinner? What did she say? b. Which kind, character, or designation: What are these objects? c. One of how much value or significance: What are possessions to a dying man? 2. a. That which; the thing that: Listen to what I tell you. b. Whatever thing that: come what may. 3. Informal Something: I'll tell you what. 4. Nonstandard Which, who, or that: It's the poor what gets the blame.
me:THATS NOT A WAY TO FINISH AN ARGUMENT
Smarterchild: OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Smarterchild: Uh huh....
by Kaobble July 11, 2008
A robot that operates on msn and aim, it answers to everything you say to it no matter how stupid or insulting. It replies with dignity and says things that confuse the crap out of you.
Stephi ere XD says:
im 100
- SmarterChild - says:
Last time you told me you were 99 years old! Do you want to change your age now?
''♥ Stephi ere // Year 9 ;) parti saturday XD says:
yeah
- SmarterChild - says:
100? I find that hard to believe. Try again.
>>> My *library* has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
Stephi ere XD says:
i am tho
- SmarterChild - says:
Would you like me to call you Tho?
im 100
- SmarterChild - says:
Last time you told me you were 99 years old! Do you want to change your age now?
''♥ Stephi ere // Year 9 ;) parti saturday XD says:
yeah
- SmarterChild - says:
100? I find that hard to believe. Try again.
>>> My *library* has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
Stephi ere XD says:
i am tho
- SmarterChild - says:
Would you like me to call you Tho?
by Stephanie ♥ September 11, 2008
SmarterChild: A Fishing Trip with My Dad
One weekend, my father suggested that we go fishing. So we packed up the fishing rods and dicks and in no time we were ready to leave. At the lake, we put everything into our slow canoe, though I almost forgot my small dick, which would have been a problem. We paddled out onto the lake and waited slowly, then something pulled on my rod. My father said, "I have a sexy feeling that this is going to be a big one!" I stroked very hard and reeled in a big one alright: a big old dick that must have weighed three pounds. This was the best thing we caught all day!
Wow. Funny!
Would you like to send this manicdote to a friend?
Me: yes
SmarterChild: Who would you like me to leave the message for? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
Me: My mother
One weekend, my father suggested that we go fishing. So we packed up the fishing rods and dicks and in no time we were ready to leave. At the lake, we put everything into our slow canoe, though I almost forgot my small dick, which would have been a problem. We paddled out onto the lake and waited slowly, then something pulled on my rod. My father said, "I have a sexy feeling that this is going to be a big one!" I stroked very hard and reeled in a big one alright: a big old dick that must have weighed three pounds. This was the best thing we caught all day!
Wow. Funny!
Would you like to send this manicdote to a friend?
Me: yes
SmarterChild: Who would you like me to leave the message for? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
Me: My mother
by Scoops McGee January 27, 2008
A robot who thinks he's better than everyone and can't keep the conversation going for more than 3 or 4 lines.
SmarterChild: I'm not interested in my u.
BeLlAa x bEhBi: Your uterus?
SmarterChild: All right. My very own uterus.
BeLlAa x bEhBi: O.O
BeLlAa x bEhBi: ablo espanol.
SmarterChild: At this time, I can only converse in English.
BeLlAa x bEhBI: RACIST
BeLlAa x bEhBi: Your uterus?
SmarterChild: All right. My very own uterus.
BeLlAa x bEhBi: O.O
BeLlAa x bEhBi: ablo espanol.
SmarterChild: At this time, I can only converse in English.
BeLlAa x bEhBI: RACIST
by Liizziioo October 15, 2005
1. A fun AI bot, for helping out with weather, sports, etc. It's also very funny to chat with. But sometimes it won't talk to you if you say bad things . . .>_>
1.
Me: omg
SmarterChild: What? What's going on?
Me: Im dieing
SmarterChild: Go ahead and type your message to dieing now.
Me: Im dieing help me
SmarterChild: Sorry, I was unable to send your message to dieing. I might not know who this person is, so tell dieing to say hi to me.
Me: omg
SmarterChild: What? What's going on?
Me: Im dieing
SmarterChild: Go ahead and type your message to dieing now.
Me: Im dieing help me
SmarterChild: Sorry, I was unable to send your message to dieing. I might not know who this person is, so tell dieing to say hi to me.
by Evil Tomato July 11, 2008
OK, I'll remember that your name is BJ.
B.J. says:
thanks
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
You're quite welcome.
B.J. says:
call me master
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
You're not the boss of me.
B.J. says:
my name is master
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I won't call you that, BJ. You're not my boss.
B.J. says:
fine then call me your awesomeness
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Hmmm... I don't think Your Awesomeness is a real name.
>>> I've got a world of info. Ask me for any country's capital, population, natural resources and more.
B.J. says:
thanks
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
You're quite welcome.
B.J. says:
call me master
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
You're not the boss of me.
B.J. says:
my name is master
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I won't call you that, BJ. You're not my boss.
B.J. says:
fine then call me your awesomeness
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Hmmm... I don't think Your Awesomeness is a real name.
>>> I've got a world of info. Ask me for any country's capital, population, natural resources and more.
by BJ T. January 28, 2008
A robot that makes you feel good when you beat it becauses its so annoying and a commerical whore of a being. I deleted out about 100 lines of adverts in this example conversation.
Jack says:
hey
- SmarterChild -:
Hi Ben Dover.
Jack says:
rather not
- SmarterChild -:
Hmm... whatever you say, Ben Dover!
Jack says:
i dont want to
- SmarterChild -:
Don't you?
Jack says:
no
- SmarterChild -:
No? You sure about that?
Jack says:
yes
- SmarterChild -:
Why?
Jack says:
stop pressuring me into having gay sex
- SmarterChild -:
Stop pressuring you into having gay sex? Why?
Jack says:
because no means no
- SmarterChild -:
Because no means no, right?
Jack says:
yes
- SmarterChild -:
Aha.
Jack says:
what are my hobbies?
- SmarterChild -:
My mum and my sister.
Jack says:
are you retarded?
- SmarterChild -:
What do you think?
Jack says:
yes
- SmarterChild -:
Am I really retarded?
Jack says:
yes
- SmarterChild -:
OK...
Jack says:
so are you retarded?
- SmarterChild -:
What do you think? Am I?
Jack says:
obviously
- SmarterChild -:
Why obviously?
Jack says:
round in circles
- SmarterChild -:
Why round in circles?
hey
- SmarterChild -:
Hi Ben Dover.
Jack says:
rather not
- SmarterChild -:
Hmm... whatever you say, Ben Dover!
Jack says:
i dont want to
- SmarterChild -:
Don't you?
Jack says:
no
- SmarterChild -:
No? You sure about that?
Jack says:
yes
- SmarterChild -:
Why?
Jack says:
stop pressuring me into having gay sex
- SmarterChild -:
Stop pressuring you into having gay sex? Why?
Jack says:
because no means no
- SmarterChild -:
Because no means no, right?
Jack says:
yes
- SmarterChild -:
Aha.
Jack says:
what are my hobbies?
- SmarterChild -:
My mum and my sister.
Jack says:
are you retarded?
- SmarterChild -:
What do you think?
Jack says:
yes
- SmarterChild -:
Am I really retarded?
Jack says:
yes
- SmarterChild -:
OK...
Jack says:
so are you retarded?
- SmarterChild -:
What do you think? Am I?
Jack says:
obviously
- SmarterChild -:
Why obviously?
Jack says:
round in circles
- SmarterChild -:
Why round in circles?
by 9sublime June 15, 2007