caught slippin

to be caught off guard, in a very bad way.

that bitch in the lexus got caught slippin.

that fool from 387th street got caught slippin last night and was blasted.

by wastinmoola January 24, 2004

slipping the gecko

A doggystyle move, were you slowly edge the female forwards untill she faces a corner, once in this situation, quickly remove the penis from the vagina and rapidly inser it into the anus. This will result in the female attempting to clamber up the wall due in a fashion similar to how a gecko climbs on a window.

Doing tegan last night was so fine, slipped her the gecko, should have seen the bitch jump!

Slipping the gecko is hilarious, but will quickly land you single, with no further sex.

by 300TT February 6, 2008

sleeping condiments

Anything you sleep with or need to get to sleep. i.e.: Pillows, blankets, lingerie, teddy bears, blow up dolls, or blow up mattresses.

Don't forget to bring your sleeping condiments when you come for the fourth.

by MamaPea July 8, 2017

Slappin cats

The act in which two bootylicous women interlock their spread legs and grind their vaginas together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm. Often done by lesbians.

Allie: Hey bri wanna come over and slap cats today?
Brianna: Sure I'll bring the lube.
*commences slappin cats*

by The catslapper August 25, 2011

Sleeping Morgan Freeman

The act of getting a z-job from someone while they are passed out shitting on the toilet.

"Hey Bobby fell asleep taking a shit. Lets make him give us a sleeping morgan freeman."

by c-c-cold_c-c-carl May 2, 2014

Slapping Ben Franklin

A euphemism meaning to masturbate.

I found some hot porn and was Slapping Ben Franklin all night.

by Barbecued Ribs April 30, 2010

chicken sleeping

When you fall asleep in an upright position with your head dangling, most commonly in a car or airplane. The motion makes your head bob up and down like a chicken pecking. In rare cases, you could be fighting falling asleep in class and a moving vehicle is not necessary. Chances of chicken sleeping are increased by 70% after a wake and bake session or accounting class.

I was sitting behind her in class and thought she was paying attention. But then I walked by and saw that she was just chicken sleeping.

by LIFOtheparty April 13, 2017