Skeester

Someone’s sister who’s skeezy

That’s my skeester Nadine

by NachoBusiness3 May 23, 2023

Skeets Flipping

Doing a combination of acid, shrooms, and molly without originally intending on being high on all 3 at once

“Bro I’m absolutely fried, I spent last night skeets flipping at that party last night I ain’t doing shit today”

by JimmyNeturon September 1, 2023

Skeebs

Skibidi + Ceebs = Skeebs

Something undesirable, annoying, or effortful; a task, request, or situation that feels like too much trouble or not worth doing.

revives itself on the tenth of every month.

Hugh: We have a general math SAC tomorrow.
Harvey: That is honestly such a Skeebs

by gooey67 November 10, 2025

bitch skeets

man boobs.

bitch skeets:
bitch meaning a male friend, skeets meaning mosquito (bites), small boobs but yet still there, also knows as man boobs.

by ema. November 6, 2008

job-skeels

The extremely-limited (and not very good at even those few sectors of knowledge, according to his former boss, Hassan --- "Achmed...! You have worked for us for T'REE YEAHS, and you STILL haven't keeled INFIDEL ONE!") number of "employment-marketable" experiences/capabilities that Achmed originally possessed before he met the Wilson family. After he became acquainted with them and their "totally-peaceable" lifestyle and beliefs, however, the now-cheerfully-toned-down Achmed began learning to "redirect" or "channel" his use-of-explosives expertise to create lovely stone statues that he could then sell to other folks.

I never know when Achmed is gonna decide to hot-headedly make use of his assorted "job-skeels", so I always meekly ask his permission before I say anything to him, so that hopefully he won't feel so much like offing me just because I spoke to him.

by QuacksO November 18, 2018

Calm Your Skeets

Another interesting way to say 'Calm the hell down'

Micheal: -is freaking out over some random unimportant matter-

Brandon: yo, man! Calm your skeets about it!

by SketchB10 January 18, 2012