schober

Dumb bitches with a slaggy reputation

Gooddd Freya and Mimi are such Schobers

by SophieMeeeeeee November 30, 2018

schoeman

Schoeman is givin to those who are capable of living life with utmost importance. They are usually bubbly, cheerful and very energetic. They love being around friends and making them have fun. Don't mess with a Schoeman and tell them the 'ch' is not pronounced as a "k", otherwise you might just find yourself in a grave long forgotten from society.

Schoeman is a great person.

by Wiseelder January 27, 2021

Schofield Holmes

A noetic, genius detective who likes astronomy, screenwriting; perhaps known to be rude; his attributes would match with Sherlock Holmes.

Schofield Holmes has got no friends.

by Cosmonaut Mercy February 20, 2022

scholarhistorian

Someone who is a pseudo-intellectual. The absolute bottom-barrel of people on the internet. Based on a non-existent discipline, it parodies people who believe they have complete academic authority over topics while having no formal insight. Usually used to describe Wikipedians, it can also be used for Twitter personalities, politicians and online figures.

Did you know that LilianaUwU spends 8 hours a day reverting vandalism on Wikipedia? What a scholarhistorian, he doesn't even get paid for it.

by qwdkjnafkjn389 March 20, 2023

Sachowski

n:An exceptionally mean person; adj:especially cruel or mean

Oh my god...i can't believe she stole that old womans purse and then knocked her down in the street... that is SO Sachowski

by Kay F November 11, 2008

Schoen

Schoen is the type of guy who is super skinny and will always get the ladies. He is bilingual and his primary language is Robloxian and his secondary is English. He is a Roblox god and knows how to type a series of blocked words into the chat. When he sees a girl he likes he is committed and will never give up. He is an Overall great guy but if you are not allowed to watch rated PG-13 or RAted R you may wanna plug your ears. ❤Shale for life❤

Person 1: Who got in trouble for chucking a scrunchie in the band room?
Person 2: SCHOEN!!
Person 1: Who got in trouble for typing Momo on the school search bar?
Person 2: Schoen

by IDK_WHO November 28, 2019

Scholarship/PhD Syndrome

A very common condition in academia, especially with students between 25 and 35 years old. One of the most recurrent symptoms is the giving of unsubstantiated opinions, as the patient considers himself superior than his peers. Other symptoms include: (1) the need to publish many articles, despite bringing little or no knowledge; (2) defend the academic system previously criticized so much; (3) worry only about enriching his/her curriculum; (4) to live in the illusion that his/her PhD will change the world. As of this date, no cure has been proven to exist.

Michael has been publishing so many shitty articles... I mean, he's clearly suffering from Scholarship/PhD Syndrome.

Daniela is fucking annoying person to be around: she's a PhD student in Medieval History, but gives her shitty opinion about almost anything. That's classic Scholarship/PhD Syndrome...

- Hey man, I'm starting to crave for more call of papers than pussy in the last few months...
- Dude, that's Scholarship/PhD Syndrome... I've never meet someone who got out alive...

by HBMoreno March 21, 2021