Shum

Shum is the mixture of shit and come

He wanted to try some shum out so he asked me to blow in my wife's ass and then eat it

by Bigboililwiri March 16, 2020

Shumming

When someone shits themselves when also cumming at the same time

“Dude yesterday I missed work because I was shumming badly”

by AllahuakPeter January 28, 2025

shum

shit and cum

i took a phat shum on my wifes chest last night paul

by SDHit June 7, 2020

Shumming

The act of ejaculating and shitting simultaneously, in order to stimulate the prostate and achieve maximum projectile velocity of cum.

Bro 1: I was shumming so hard while my parents were getting groceries yesterday.
Bro 2: Bro my parents are always home i can never shum in peace.

by Dottman May 27, 2025

Shum

You can say "shum" after a person coughs to acknowledge that you are not bothered by the cough, and that you hope they are okay

It is pronounced: sh-UM

It is inspired by the calming "uhm" sound that is soothing to others when they are coughing

John: *coughs*
Henri: Shum to acknowledge John's cough

by rootone March 16, 2022

Shum

When you get fucked in the butt and you shart out the cum

This dude came in my ass and then after I shum everywhere on his bed

by bkbrohon79569 May 29, 2022

Shum

When you are having sex and you shit yourself and cum at the same time.

I made him shum all over me.

by shum doner October 2, 2018