shum

shit and cum

i took a phat shum on my wifes chest last night paul

by SDHit June 7, 2020

Shum

You can say "shum" after a person coughs to acknowledge that you are not bothered by the cough, and that you hope they are okay

It is pronounced: sh-UM

It is inspired by the calming "uhm" sound that is soothing to others when they are coughing

John: *coughs*
Henri: Shum to acknowledge John's cough

by rootone March 16, 2022

Shum

When you Shit and cum at the same time

Bro, i was haven sex last night, and i shummed all over that thot

by shum_master September 22, 2019

Shum

When you get fucked in the butt and you shart out the cum

This dude came in my ass and then after I shum everywhere on his bed

by bkbrohon79569 May 29, 2022

SHUM

This is when you shove something up yo bum.

He must shum some coke to sell to his Shower Buds.

by Leetoma October 22, 2019

Shum

Said when someone does something embarrassing or tries to hard to impress but fails.
Also said when someone can't make a come back.

This word was said in sequence with a pitching or stroke of the chin.
( 1990s NZ term)

"You think your ............. , shum you......."

by Erinz1 May 30, 2016

Shumming

Shum or Shumming is when you shit and cum at the same time.

Person one: yo bro how was your shit
Person two: not good I was caught shumming by my parents.

by Big hungas November 4, 2019