Dirty shitface

When you take a shit on the toilet while getting head, then you get up and push the girl's face into the toilet bowl.

Did you hear that Katie got Dirty shitfaced by Tom?

by I am the Nacho man April 13, 2009

shitfaced virginity

The act of throwing up for the first time due to alcohol.

Levi: "What do you mean everything tastes like vodka?"
Gy: "Well I lost my shitfaced virginity last night"

by zsdfzf May 9, 2005

shitbombed

The most drunk you can possibly get withour dying. Being shitbombed surpasses being wasted, trashed, honked, housed, crunk, etc. At this level of inebriation, many things can happen, including but not limited to the following: leaving your credit card at the bar, making out with bartenders, making out with the homeless guy outside the bar, breaking furniture, taking your shirt off at the pizza place where you are buying an entire pizza to eat alone, waking up in only stilettos on the living room floor, finding an empty tub of guacamole with a spoon in it the next morning, etc.

She got so shitbombed last night that she woke up still drunk in only a tennis skirt in a puddle of her own pee with a Skippy jar full of jungle juice next to her bed and then puked nine times throughout the day at work.

by FabsDC December 24, 2004

Shitcom

A sitcom which is shit and may appear funny but is not, often followed by entire generations, i.e. "2 & 1/2 Men" or "How I met your mother" etc...

Man, that's such a shitcom...

by Blowjobmaster August 13, 2010

ShitBox 360

The XBOX 360 Arcade. Why would someone in their right minds buy this piece of shit over the normal 360?
Is NOT compatible with basic XBOX games. So you can't play Halo or Halo 2 unless you have a computer.

Halo Master-"omg for christmas i got an XBOX 360!!!"
Loser Kid-"Aw, man all i got was the ShitBox 360..."

by SARGEANT JOHNSON, BITCH April 19, 2008

shitbox

Any vehicle,(even a brand new one) that you are forced to use for commuting while something much more entertaining sits in the garage waiting for the weekend.

I wish I was driving my GTO instead of this SHITBOX.

by tractorfix December 6, 2003

shitfanned

The state of being hit by the proverbial shit after it hits the fan. Taking the blame for a big time fuck up.

The CIA is getting shitfanned by the media over those torture tapes it destroyed.

by ozraven January 4, 2008