shit faced monkey bitch

an extremly ugly chick. Ugly includes, fat, dismembered, deformed, dykish, smelly, hairy, anorexic, and also face beat in with a shovel(such as paris hilton)

That retarded hoe looks like a SHIT FACED MONKEY BITCH!

by Billy Bob RAy Hiizzle November 19, 2005

i smell shit face

The face that you make when you smell everything at once. The smell underneath the smell.

Hey Melvin? Why do you have the I smell shit face? Oh nevermind, you smell what we can't.

by #nosekeepers July 18, 2020

shitty shitty shit face

1. (adj.) A phrase often used by young drunk women to express their Intoxication.

2. (adj.) A phrase often used to describe ugliness, or homlines.

3. (n.) To be a mean or unfair individual. Often used by young individuals.

1. "Goodness! Im shitty shity shit-faithed.."

2. "So homie... That lady was ugly."
"Nah! She was Shitty, Shitty, Shitfaced!"

3. "That man is a shitty shitty shit face."

by Verb Style Urban August 20, 2006

Shit Face Cock Master

A person of the human race that is a piece of shit; also see Pancheri

Ms.Pancheri is a shit face cock master

by Rob August 22, 2003

Resting Dip-shit Face

When a person's face is at its normal resting position, but they seem to not know what is going on or who they even are. They tend to have a very confused or almost drug induced look.

Is Carol high?

Nah. She just has a Resting Dip-shit Face.

by theonewhoflops February 9, 2018

shit face cock master

Someon who is always drunk and suck dick all the time

Jon Hoffman is a shit face cock master who does it with Tim Alo every night

by Zach Garrison March 20, 2005

Shit Faced Bitch Master

A slang term for a black PIMP

Martin: Thats a nice car how did you afford that?
SFBM: I'm a pimp, get all the shit I want
Martin: You Shit Faced Bitch Master!

by Catmanjew November 30, 2009