Sleeping like a sheriff

When you're tired as an old sheriff after an long day of chasin' around them duke boys.

Luke: "I'm so tired dude."
David: "I know, I'mma be sleeping like a sheriff tonight."

by bebeloved September 28, 2009

Sheriff

A obscene or really nasty smell

Eww sheriff!! Who did that?

by Chris Reade April 30, 2006

jefferson county sheriff

Pretty chills mountain police in Colorado who are very kind and often let you go but are hard core on and the people who actually commit crimes and actually do there job and not really do much traffic control.

hey brother! i'm from the jefferson county sheriff hows it goin, got a complaint next door about your music, could you turn it down a bit, thanks BUD talk to ya later!

by ryfly May 2, 2008

jefferson county sheriff

Pretty chills mountain police in Colorado who are very kind and often let you go but are hard core on and the people who actually commit crimes and actually do there job and not really do much traffic control.

hey brother! i'm from the jefferson county sheriff hows it goin, got a complaint next door about your music, could you turn it down a bit, thanks BUD talk to ya later!

by ryfly May 3, 2008

Sheriff

Noun; a joke which is either not funny, or is told by someone who is not funny. Often announced during an awkward silence.

Guy 1: What do clouds wear under there clothes?

Guy 2: /care

Guy 1: THUNDERPANTS!

Guy 2: ...


Sheriff?

by four fingered foetus February 1, 2009

shnruff

rough snuff, like tobacco you snort up yours nose only rougher

My nose started bleeding after I took a whiff of shnruff

by Darren April 4, 2004

Shcruffle

the beginnings of a beard, sort of like stubble but grown out a little more so that it is softer

Example 1: Gerard Butler is a big, tall, shcruffle man

Example 2:

"Wow, Frank, I can see that you havnt shaved in a while"

"Well, Mikey, I've finally decided to grow shcruffle!"

"OH! You mean like Gerard Butler?"

"WHY YES EXACTLY!"

"Oh hi Ray"

"Hey"

Example 3: Badger

by Eve Holland April 15, 2010