shard-varment

Dope fiend, dope whore, carpet surfer, dope man's house bitch

Spill some dope on the floor and watch the shard-varments go crazy.

She's plug hopping being a shard-varment.

by $SavageQueenAndy May 8, 2021

Shard sharking

The act of carefully searching an area for a dropped shard of meth

Person 1 here hold this light, I saw him drop a shard
Person 2: are we seriously shard sharking right now?

by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020

Shard shark

A meth head looking to score some shards and get sharded

When little billy went to the play ground we was attached by a group of shard sharks. That were after his shards .

by anonymous September 21, 2020

Shard Barbie

A female who utilizes her sexuality and attractive appearance to obtain methamphetamines.

All the shard Barbies hang out at the trap house.

by Autumn333 April 3, 2022

A Shard Breakup

A breakup in which one person doesn’t give a shit and the other is devastated, must occur within 2 months of ‘dating’

Bro, I’ve just had a shard breakup, she left me a 10 minute long voice note, I’ve only been seeing her a few weeks.

by Big lover 2023 January 26, 2023

Shard Barbie

(Noun) A female meth addict / dope whore who is so twacked out that she has convincesd herself that being a strung out junkie whore is fashionable. She tells herself how pretty she is as she spends hours in the mirror picking at her face and covering it with layer upon layer of cheap make up and body spray which she stole from Dollar General. She then ventures out into the world amongst the other jank-skanks looking for the next plug to blow for a gram.

Courtney - "so whats it gonna be"
The Plug- " I mean... I'll give you .5 for some head but thats about it"
Courtney - "motherfucker I aint no jank-skank, Im a shard barbie!"
The Plug - "ok then .4 you disgusting whore"

Courtney - fuck...ok but ill lick your asshole for the whole G.

by KingDingALing704 September 20, 2020

SHARD PARTY

WHEN 2 OR MORE GATHER TO ENHANCE THEIR EUPHORIA THEY INSERT A SHARD (crystal rock) UP THE ANAL CANAL WITH ONES FINGERTIP(lube optional)

FRIEND SHAKING A CRYSTAL SACK: "SHARD PARTY!!"

by CHINOIANS March 1, 2023