shard-varment

Noun
Also known as: carpet surfers, dope fiends, meth heads/ dope heads

Every local dealer has at least 1"shard-varment" hanging around to wash dishes for dope.
Shard-varment is the same as a carpet surfer

by $SavageQueenAndy May 7, 2021

Shard farming

Shard farming (v): the act of frantically and hysterically looking for ice cubes or shards of crystal ice (methamphetamine) in the carpet or on the floor.

Come on Joe!! Quit shard farming the shag carpet and let's go work on this car out here. There's nothing to be found in there, it's all gone and whatever you've been shard farming for the last three hours has only resulted in you finding sesame seeds off my Arby's Beef and Cheddar sandwich from last week. Stop your damn tweaking, get in the shower so we can go now!!

by kevinator07 October 23, 2019

shard tart

A female that will do anything for methamphetamine and just won't go away

That Laura is such a shard tart. She won't ever go home

by MARKS BABY April 26, 2021

Shard Barbie

A female who utilizes her sexuality and attractive appearance to obtain methamphetamines.

All the shard Barbies hang out at the trap house.

by Autumn333 April 3, 2022

Shard Daddy

Someone who provides shards (methamphetamine ) to shard whores without monetary fees in exchange for other services.

That Shard Daddy takes good care of his shard whores.

by MrsParadise March 8, 2017

SHARD PARTY

WHEN 2 OR MORE GATHER TO ENHANCE THEIR EUPHORIA THEY INSERT A SHARD (crystal rock) UP THE ANAL CANAL WITH ONES FINGERTIP(lube optional)

FRIEND SHAKING A CRYSTAL SACK: "SHARD PARTY!!"

by CHINOIANS March 1, 2023

Shard Barbie

(Noun) A female meth addict / dope whore who is so twacked out that she has convincesd herself that being a strung out junkie whore is fashionable. She tells herself how pretty she is as she spends hours in the mirror picking at her face and covering it with layer upon layer of cheap make up and body spray which she stole from Dollar General. She then ventures out into the world amongst the other jank-skanks looking for the next plug to blow for a gram.

Courtney - "so whats it gonna be"
The Plug- " I mean... I'll give you .5 for some head but thats about it"
Courtney - "motherfucker I aint no jank-skank, Im a shard barbie!"
The Plug - "ok then .4 you disgusting whore"

Courtney - fuck...ok but ill lick your asshole for the whole G.

by KingDingALing704 September 20, 2020