A really kind and pretty girl who is very hot and catches people eye a lot. A perspn who is very cool and creative, and has a great sense of style. A real smartass but to afraid to tell her friends because she thinks they will judge her. Know when to stop and she overthinks. Drop dead gorgeous inside and out tho.
by grace.yayayaya November 23, 2021

A beautiful,funny,kind,loyal girl who´s name means peace. She will always put others forward. She gets caught into fights but is always the innocent one. Shalom likes a boy whos funny and plays baseketball as a sport. Aslo Shalom shuts out toxic friends.
Shalom is the best.
by Lom Lom shalom November 25, 2021

A person who fights with others to show their love. Always procrastinates never focuses on a task at once. But she always defends the person she likes better. And she's a badass to her siblings or to whoever is fighting her.
by i'm kawaii 💅🏻 April 07, 2022

Used to greet the jewish officer that is hiding behind a persona of a pretty girl sharing right-wing political outlook on social media.
by SkibitiKrzysiu82 June 22, 2024


"Shalom Alechem" a way of greeting a gentleman with glory and respect. People try greeting others by saying things such as: What's up, what's good, whats cooch. But the ONLY right way to greet a sir properly is:
Step 1. Shake hand firmly
Step 2. Smirk slightly
Step 3. "sighhhhh... Shalom Alechem"
If the sir approves, he will reply by saying: "Malache Hashalom"
And if they don't reply by saying "Malache Hashalom" they probably have a very small dick.
So small that you can't even see it with a microscope.
(Studies show that people who don't say "Shalom Alechem" are usually cat-owning liberals, filthy democrats, or gay activist)
Step 1. Shake hand firmly
Step 2. Smirk slightly
Step 3. "sighhhhh... Shalom Alechem"
If the sir approves, he will reply by saying: "Malache Hashalom"
And if they don't reply by saying "Malache Hashalom" they probably have a very small dick.
So small that you can't even see it with a microscope.
(Studies show that people who don't say "Shalom Alechem" are usually cat-owning liberals, filthy democrats, or gay activist)
Scenario 1:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben you fine gentleman"
Ben: "Malache Hashalom Johnny my dear sir"
(both raise wine glass gracefully)
Scenario 2:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben"
Ben: "fuck you nigger"
Johnny: "ok"
and again if they don't reply by saying Malache Hashalom, they're most likely attracted to dudes
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben you fine gentleman"
Ben: "Malache Hashalom Johnny my dear sir"
(both raise wine glass gracefully)
Scenario 2:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben"
Ben: "fuck you nigger"
Johnny: "ok"
and again if they don't reply by saying Malache Hashalom, they're most likely attracted to dudes
by Johnnymizrahi December 20, 2023

by anonymous July 27, 2024
