Shallow Fan

A person who is a fan of a video game series/band/film series, but only for a reason that is, ultimately, irrelevant to the thing they're a fan of. They're also the most vocal kind of fan, unfortunately. They usually flip shit when the thing they loved is gone, even though the true fans don't give a flying fuck either way.

Dumbass: OMG I can't believe that Band X switched singers! I'm sooo over them! They're nothing without the original singer!

True fan: Shut the fuck up. They don't deserve you. First of all, they recruited the singer as a last resort, and second of all, he was a huge douche in real life. You're such a shallow fan.

Dumbass: WHAT THE FUCK!? The HD remake of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater won't have the original soundtrack!? Now the game's going to be shit!

True Fan: Last time I checked, the main attraction of a game was supposed to be the GAMEPLAY, you fucking asshole. And tony Hawk's Pro Skater had amazing gameplay. But no, you only care about the soundtrack! Can you even do a fucking special trick in those games or are you too busy treating them like your own personal music players?

by Herp Derp McDumbass June 10, 2012

shallow intercourse

Shallow intercorse is when the erect penis is so small to where it does not please a woman well enough.

"And last night after we had shallow intercourse,I didn't even queef!"

by BonQui-Qui March 3, 2009

Shallow Grave

When you take a shit in someone's luggage. You then close the luggage and put it away to be found later.

"Man, that Mike is a real douche. Wait until he gets packing and finds a shallow grave."

by photoruss September 13, 2011

Shallow Orange

A local rock band from New Brighton, PA in the early 1970s. A name as a parody to the band Deep Purple.

I hear that Shallow Orange is going to play at the prom next week.

by Big Tom September 3, 2005

shallow water jew

A shallow water Jew is similar to a deep water Jew. It spends most of its time rubbing two golden coins together in its marshy home

"Dude while out croc hunting with crocodile Dundee we saw a shallow water Jew!"

by Chrisisgay3345 April 20, 2018

shallow grave

A sexual position in which the female partner appears to be dead or lying on the back facing upward. The male partner therefore fucks her while he is on his knees. When having sex the male partner looks as though he is fucking a body that is in a "shallow grave". This position looks as though it is derived from necrophilia.

"I fucked her in a shallow grave."
"What?"
"I fucked her while she lied down. I was on my knees."

by S&J112 November 5, 2006

shallow and pedantic

A term used to mock someone who claims to be a genius but really isn't. Particularly used on people who use longer versions of certain words.

""""smart"""" guy: I do agree that the administration whom committed 9/11 should be exterminated from our earth as quickly as needs be.
Some other guy: I agree, they are shallow and pedantic.
""""smart"""" guy: Ah yes, as if someone who quotes family guy can use the same vocabularly I use.
Some other guy: Yes, shallow and pedantic.

by True christ February 22, 2018