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On april 11, you are legally allowed to anally penetrate Sergio Fernandez butthole. This only happens once a year so make sure to be lubed up.
"Oh shit there goes Sergio with the fat ass, let's anally rape him" "Its Fuck Sergio in the Ass Day, lube yourself "
by ReverseJ May 24, 2018
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History of The Sergio:
The Sergio originated in Santa Ana, Ca around 2006 A.D. Every year Sergio would buy very expensive presents for all of his friends on their birthdays. One year Sergio decided to buy his best friends Sirius satellite radio. During this time period Sergio was going through a few financial difficulties. However, this did not stop him from getting his best friend the ultimate gift of Sirius satellite radio. (Side note: Sergio loves shoes, especially Nike Jordans) When Sergio's best friend received his gift he was so excited that he immediately dropped Sergio's pants and gave him a hummer. Right as Sergio was climaxing he noticed his best friend's shoes were right underneath him. So as he orgasmed he dropped a duece right on his friends brand Jordans. The rest is history and today we know this act as THE SERGIO.
History of The Sergio:
The Sergio originated in Santa Ana, Ca around 2006 A.D. Every year Sergio would buy very expensive presents for all of his friends on their birthdays. One year Sergio decided to buy his best friends Sirius satellite radio. During this time period Sergio was going through a few financial difficulties. However, this did not stop him from getting his best friend the ultimate gift of Sirius satellite radio. (Side note: Sergio loves shoes, especially Nike Jordans) When Sergio's best friend received his gift he was so excited that he immediately dropped Sergio's pants and gave him a hummer. Right as Sergio was climaxing he noticed his best friend's shoes were right underneath him. So as he orgasmed he dropped a duece right on his friends brand Jordans. The rest is history and today we know this act as THE SERGIO.
-Hey what did you do last night?
-Well, it was my best friend's birthday and I got him something nice. So after the party I gave him The Sergio.
-Well, it was my best friend's birthday and I got him something nice. So after the party I gave him The Sergio.
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He's confident and extremely religious but has the worst pick in girls.
If you find a Sergio, run as far as you can, away from him.
Trust me, you don't want to get involved in his shit.
He's confident and extremely religious but has the worst pick in girls.
If you find a Sergio, run as far as you can, away from him.
Trust me, you don't want to get involved in his shit.
Girl: Woah! That guy is so sexy and talented! I heard his name is Sergio.
Girl2: Stay away from him, he's a fucking mistake waiting to happen.
Girl2: Stay away from him, he's a fucking mistake waiting to happen.
by neilstyles June 2, 2013
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