Schmatzen

German for smacking. May be used as a term of endearment to indicate one is fantastically awesome.

I love you Schmatzen.

by Soarele November 3, 2010

schmuck bag

A rather large fanny pack that is usually worn by a tourist on vacation.

"Look at the size of that schmuck bag. What does he keep inside?"

by Rob R September 7, 2006

schmitz

The type of poop that has the most horrifying smell that you can't help but laughing out loud in the stall/bathroom. A cross between smelly and shitz.

I hear laughing from that stall, Dan must have the schmitz.

by Duddda November 6, 2006

schmitty

Noun(n.)- a name to call someone who has been owned, insulted, or publicly humiliated; a term for someone who thinks they're cool when they're really a tool;

(var.) shlumpshlack schmiity- a schmitty who is also an old, wrinkly person.

Somebody comes to a Halloween party dressed as the CEO of a multi-national corporation. That person is a schmitty for dressing as a CEO to a freaking Halloween party.

by jolly midgets inc. October 28, 2011

Schmuck

Someone is irritably stupid and annoying. You can’t get them off your back. They’re stubborn too.

Nikita is a schmuck, he failed all his classes due to his absences.

by Some12yearoldbich February 27, 2018

Schmucked

As a verb: to schmuck someone or to be schmucked; to shove someone by their face.

One of the most humiliating moves you can use in a confrontation and/or street fight.

Completely degrades the opponent because their face is being smothered as they are shoved. Shows complete disrespect without actually striking the opponent.

The guy was talking shit, I knew he was a bluffer and wouldn't make the first move, so I just schmucked him real quick. You know just to get it to pop off, without totally suckering this fool. He was humiliated.

by NYGuido September 22, 2010

Schmutty

A stank ass cat that needs to lick its ass.

OH MY GOD! Did that schmutty just shit in my closet?

Is that a Schmutty on your lap? Dude, clean your jeans.

by Dolly Vita December 14, 2010