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schmookus pookus

hey, you know you’re my schmookus pookus right?
by someone cute<3 October 15, 2022
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Schmooze

The act of fucking a man in his man-pussy except he has stomach problems so a brown cream starts oozing out of his pussy. This phenomenon would be well-known as a “schmooze”
Hey guys. I was with chad last night and we totally schmoozed. It was gnarly”
by BIGBALLSMAN14 April 9, 2023
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Schmooey

SH-MOO-EE Usually describes when a glass or clear surface is covered in a unknown substance (schmoo) that causes the glass surface to become opaque and or sticky.
Ex. 1: “Ah i can’t see, my glasses are all schmooey!”

Ex. 2: “Oh no! Your greasy fingers made my windows all shmooey.”
by Chicken_fried_steak June 3, 2023
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schmooler

It means a extorter like a person who does doxxing etc.
Hey that guy is a schmooler
by sexyhotwolfdemon July 5, 2023
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schmoova

schmoova is a term used to describe an exceptionally attractive and charming girl. This word conveys a sense of admiration and positivity, suggesting that the individual referred to as a schmoova possesses qualities that make her stand out as exceptionally beautiful or perfect in the eyes of the speaker. It's a lighthearted and affectionate way to express admiration for someone's physical appearance and overall appeal
Man 1: dude isn't that the girl you like?
Man 2: yeah it's schmoova, she is so perfect!
by bevlig December 12, 2023
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Schmooties

You're so schmooties.
You looked extra schmooties last night.
Do you do schmooties?
by Wexual Intercourse May 4, 2024
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Schmooving

A funky series of dance moves or a cool action.
Guy 1: Whoa, check out that guy's moves! He's schmooving!
Guy 2: I know!
by 9832ks June 4, 2024
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