schmerg

How you refer to a Stupid loser who values himself and thinks everyone likes him

Hello everyone good morning!!!

Shut up you fucking schmerg

by prettyboy2008 November 26, 2025

scherbatsky

The ex that you always go back to, almost like you never learn your lesson.

“Don’t go back to her, she’s your scherbatsky!”

by imightbeahumanidktho November 28, 2025

Schlerb

Lazy, gross, rotting, not productive

I’m so lazy I’ve been schlerbing all day

by JB3000 January 6, 2026

urban schmurban

A society that gets political stance mixed up with standards.

Can you please include this definition into you system and stop playing sides you freakin urban schmurban?

by silver back September 25, 2007

Herbal Shmerbal

When you’re smoking cannabis and your friend says something completely out of context

My friend Aaron blazed one up and had a herbal shmerbal afterwards

by Ajb99 September 13, 2020

bobby schmergetz

The demi god of Italian classes all over the world. An god and inspiration to all!!!!

bobby schmergetz loves to come to class and sing sound of music

by bobby schmergetz March 8, 2022

doo doo schmere

1.The shit marks on the toilet after you flush.
2.The shit that doesn't want to be flushed down the toilet.

Damn that doo doo schmere makes my toilet look like a chocolate,vanilla swirled icecream cone.

by king poopie February 10, 2007