Schatzer

Rash developed on your genitals after having prolonged sex.

Man, that Schatzer really hurts... But was so worth it!

by Rehde926 February 7, 2012

schedule shuffle

The act of not attending any classes until the last available date to change classes for the semester, and then dropping all previous classes and adding new ones in order to be able to tell your professor, "I just added this class yesterday" and avoid being accountable for the quickly accumulating absences.

Marcin missed the first two weeks of the semester so he did the schedule shuffle to avoid awkward conversations with disrespected teachers and avoid absence penalties.

by Robbie Robinho Robinski March 3, 2012

Scheana Shay

A Vanderpump Rules star from Azusa, with long acrylic nails and mink lashes who says things like “hashtag it’s all happening!” She can be very annoying and grating but is pretty so therefore gets a pass. Loved by gays for her song “good as gold”.

“Rob hung a TV in under seven minutes. I timed him.” - Scheana Shay
“Help! You can come help me if you want” - Jax
“Someone’s drowning. Rob, go save them!” - Scheana

by ShiShu March 11, 2023

Scheduled Big One

A pre meditated night of heavy drinking, usually resulting in puking or sickness the next day.

Cody is going to have a scheduled big one this Saturday!

by Guardiansfan6982 August 15, 2023

Sachet

Derogatory term referring to cisgender heterosexuals:
A dumb little package containing something incredibly common

Being a pseudophone to the term "cishet"

+ Hey Martha check them out.
- Omg look at him publicly domestically abusing his gf!
+ IKR! what a Sachet!

by YelpReviewer69 June 11, 2023

ish-schedule

An inexact work schedule used extensively in American business (especially by executives) to artificially create a shorter workday to allow more time for golf.

Around here we work an ish-schedule. I work 8-ish to 4-ish.

by Wisconsin Slacker December 14, 2008

texting schedule

the time(s) of day that a person is available, and/or willing, to text. usually defined by how late a person sleeps in, how late they stay up and how much they nap during the day.

knowing a person's texting schedule lets you almost surely get a reply when you text the person and reduces the risk of interrupting something or waking them up.

dude, lemme know your texting schedule so i don't wake you up on the weekends anymore!

by ilovebritain August 14, 2009