Santagato

Leaving downtown New York to an upper-class suburban area and paying $457 for a hair cut that looks like a 7 year old who wouldn’t sit still in the barbers chair.

Danny would rather leave New York than be forced by his employer to get The Santagato.

by kwill2 January 19, 2021

Santasexual

Someone who fantasizes about Santa or one of his elves, or one of his reindeers raping them in their sleep on Xmas eve.

Being a santasexual in the southern hemisphere is a completely different vibe from the northern.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Santa Clara University

1. A private Jesuit school in South Bay area run by President Kevin (w)o(ah)' Brien. A home to the Broncos. You know you're at SCU cause parties happen every wednesday and weekend or find a dayger happening down bellomy st., creator of date and a fifth. School where the tradition is to ride the bronco statue and swim in the fountain before you graduate, where rats find a home in the ceiling of Benson cafe, and you can always find a smile from Ceila's who works at the Cellar Market.

2. School that beat LSU and Pepperdine in the fill it forward challenge

Hey, what school do you go to?

Santa Clara University! Gooo Broncos!

by saysikern December 8, 2019

Santa Clarita

All the shitty boring white people live here. There used to be better looking girls here, but they all moved out. Nowadays, when you visit here it’s a bunch of, “Karen’s.” Unattractive women who no guys wants unless the guy is thirsty and not good looking. Come here for Six Flags Magic Mountain and get the fuck out. Move on with your day.

Holy cow, nowadays Santa Clarita is filled with Karen’s and Shitty boring ugly white people. Damn. This place turned shittier.

by DrCumtastic October 31, 2021

santa claus

a pedophile who comes into homes looking for children from the ages of 2-9 to molest. He comes down the chimey, eats the cookies and milk the kids leave out, goes upstairs to molest the children, and then leaves a present thanking the little ones for their service.

Mom: "What are you asking Santa Claus for this christmas."

Kid : " A tazer."

Mom: "Why would you ask for that?!"

Kid: "So he can stop coming to our house. He takes off my clothes and makes me do weird things. A tazer could stop him for sure."

Mom: ......

by Ninja Cullen December 18, 2009

Santa Claus

A red communist fat ass who doesn't know how to shave and owes me a pogo stick.

Santa Claus: Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!

Me: There is nothing good about who you are or what you do.

by FuckYouSanta August 27, 2013

Santa Cruz Girl

A girl from Santa Cruz who tries to be hard by being hateful, bitter, and judgmental toward anyone who does not think 100% like her, especially girls who are nicer and prettier. She tries to hide her evil by scrutinizing intangible and trivial humanitarian issues, like banning plastic, but it's a disguise because this girl treats garbage better than people (literally). Your best bro knows it, your closest bro knows it, you even know it, but you stay because it's easy, or you're afraid of her. In fact, you only date her because she is from SC. The SCG is usually unattractive, and loves labels, so she claims "hippy" to avoid putting any effort into her nasty appearance and nastier personality. Ironically, she notices every expensive label of clothing on someone's back... and judges someone for wearing it. That's right, a true SCG is a hypocrite. Date one, soon you will notice tension between some of your most prized relationships. But it's OK, she had a hard life, that's why she is so hard. She'll tell you it's everyone but her. SCG lives by her excuses. A man who dates her knows she is an emotional trainwreck, but hes too manipulated by her to leave. She is a jealous, and colder than ice person. No amount of kindness and friendship will change her. The SCG is NOT to be confused with a Santa Cruz Woman, who can usually befriend any person with her sweet bubbly personality.

Every one has a good time until you bring around that hard-ass Santa Cruz Girl. Now everyone be on different sides of the room, walkin' on eggshells because of her critical nature.

by RiverstreeLord November 17, 2012