senile sandpiper

a senile sandpiper is an old person who partakes in the obscure and strange act of sandpiping which involves sandpaper and anal sex

Gram and Gramps were being senile sandpipers last night on the futon.

by Rough Rick February 19, 2010

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Dirty Sandpiper

"Me and this chick hit a dirty sandpiper last night, man it smelled bad"

by largebottomhoes April 1, 2024

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When the guy wraps his dick in sandpaper then proceeds to have rough anal sex with his partner

Sean got sandpapered by Kimo

by the sheeny October 5, 2021

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"Down south of us is the state of sandlappers"

by Fvckum July 8, 2022

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a person who is very smart and amazing and eats sand

person1: “oh my gosh you saved my life, you’re a sandeater!”
person2: “no problem!”

by Sand eater December 30, 2022

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A disgusting form of footwaer, where your god damn toes sticks out. It is the most gross thing ever!

Girl: Oh he looks cute
Other girl: Have you seen his feet, he is wearing fucking Ecco sandaler, GROSS!

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