A horribly underrepresented (and poorly pronounced) territory of the United Sporks of Amoogaboink. American Samolia gives a large proportion of their population to the United Sporks' military. Despite this the citizens of the American Samolia are horribly in terms of voting and veterans compensation. Unfortunately the United Sporks refuses to take action citing racist, temporary and outdated documents.
by Quintus Caecilius Iucundus August 28, 2017
Get the American Samolia mug.This is where a man will put his penis inside his/her anal cavity blocking off any gases trying to escape (this often works better when the reciever is ill). Once the recipient can no longer hold their fart in, the man replaces the penis with his mouth allowing the very acidic fart to spray into his mouth causing blistering and swelling at the back of the throat. Some people choose to deficate into the mouth afterwards to ensure infection. This act became popular and mainstream in the 90s.
Fancy a Samoan blowback?
Only if you promise to shit in my mouth afterward, I wouldn't mind a day off school.
Only if you promise to shit in my mouth afterward, I wouldn't mind a day off school.
by Mirko Mirko December 9, 2010
Get the Samoan Blowback mug.At one time a very popular restaurant chain in the USA. Famous for thier Pancakes & not famous for the name which in fact was the FIRST two names of the chian's cofounders Sam & Bo (Sam+Bo=Sambo's) Not to be confused with the story "Little Black Sambo" at first they had the charater from "Little Black Sambo" then replaced him with with a young lad in Eastern India attire (Since tigers are more native to India NOT Africa as the book "Little Black Sambo" took place). Later the little boy was replaced with several young tiger cubs & they were replaced with a cartoon cook aptly named Sam. Even though the restaurant chain ceased to exist One on remains in the city of Santa Barbra California.
by BruinKiller3469 March 22, 2009
Get the Sambo's mug.Sport SAMBO is similiar to Judo, but with some differences in rules, protocol, and uniform.
Self-Defense SAMBO is similiar to Aikijujutsu because it is intended to be entirely defensive against attacks by armed and unarmed criminals. It is also designed for specific professions, such as taxi drivers, bank employees, bodyguards, various law enforcement agents, etc. It is also very useful for rape prevention and children's self-defense.
Combat SAMBO is a very aggressive system designed to prepare an individual to be effective in any situation. The purpose of Combat SAMBO is to "survive". Combat SAMBO includes techniques from both Sport and Self-Defense SAMBO, but uses them in different ways. It includes techniques that are dangerous and prohibited in sports. The Russian Military, Police, special Crowd Control units, Marines, and others have employed Combat SAMBO for all aspects of self-defense and close combat.
Self-Defense SAMBO is similiar to Aikijujutsu because it is intended to be entirely defensive against attacks by armed and unarmed criminals. It is also designed for specific professions, such as taxi drivers, bank employees, bodyguards, various law enforcement agents, etc. It is also very useful for rape prevention and children's self-defense.
Combat SAMBO is a very aggressive system designed to prepare an individual to be effective in any situation. The purpose of Combat SAMBO is to "survive". Combat SAMBO includes techniques from both Sport and Self-Defense SAMBO, but uses them in different ways. It includes techniques that are dangerous and prohibited in sports. The Russian Military, Police, special Crowd Control units, Marines, and others have employed Combat SAMBO for all aspects of self-defense and close combat.
by xswift-killahx December 30, 2003
Get the sambo mug.It's about drive 🚗 it's about power ⚡WE STAY HUNGRY 😋 WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work 🏋️put in the hours 🕐 and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan 🇼🇸 in my veins, my culture banging 💥 with strange ❔I change the game 🕹️ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?
Hey man It's about drive 🚗 it's about power ⚡WE STAY HUNGRY 😋 WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work 🏋️put in the hours 🕐 and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan 🇼🇸 in my veins, my culture banging 💥 with strange ❔I change the game 🕹️ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?
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by Areyman45 December 11, 2021
Get the It's about drive 🚗 it's about power ⚡WE STAY HUNGRY 😋 WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work 🏋️put in the hours 🕐 and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan 🇼🇸 in my veins, my culture banging 💥 with strange ❔I change the game 🕹️ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME? mug.A sexual move. One person holds a clear glass plate over their own face while the partner shits onto the plate. The move is said to be sexually arousing for the "taker" bc they like to watch their partner's butthole dialate.
Sarah and I were getting freaky last night, we were going to do the dishes anyways so I gave her a samoan peso first.
by BiggieBalls31 August 28, 2008
Get the Samoan Peso mug.two erect penises are placed on top of the ears, against a woman's head, and skeet cum globs at a penis facing the womans face.
the penis in facing the woman attempts to drown the nasal bridge
and
the "cannons" attempt to cover the lone penis in ball sauce.
the goal of the game is simple:
should the lone cannon succeed, the other males must lick the cum off the woman's nose simultaneously as well as any cum on the lone penis.
and should the cannons succeed,
the lone penised male must place the cum
in his asshole and suck it out with a crazy straw.
typically the woman is beheaded afterward, but murdering a virgin may replace this act.
the penis in facing the woman attempts to drown the nasal bridge
and
the "cannons" attempt to cover the lone penis in ball sauce.
the goal of the game is simple:
should the lone cannon succeed, the other males must lick the cum off the woman's nose simultaneously as well as any cum on the lone penis.
and should the cannons succeed,
the lone penised male must place the cum
in his asshole and suck it out with a crazy straw.
typically the woman is beheaded afterward, but murdering a virgin may replace this act.
by Captain Frosty March 4, 2009
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