Hard Salami

Hard Salami refers to a male's aroused penis.

"I've got a hard salami for you"

by Hard Salami August 10, 2014

Salami

A very special meat. Also considered as a large wang that hunks, good bodies, hot boy girls would die for, have and girls would do anything to get on this "salami"

Did you see Tommy today!? I want his salami.

by urbandictwriter January 26, 2011

salami nipples

does not pertain to the nipples themselves, but rather a woman's areolas; one is said to have "salami nipples" when the areolas are extremely large and mimic the appearance of salami slices, esp. when the nipple itself is small

emily wishes there were a plastic surgery to fix her embarrassing salami nipples

by ellie wainwright September 5, 2008

salami grip

When you jerk off too much. you get a hand shake as strong as a vice

Owwww dude that hurt, you must have the salami grip

by PeeinyoAss November 19, 2014

Salami Rod

A piece of meat, usually shaped like a penis that is around 7 feet long. Can be slightly salted or peppered and likes to be thrusted around.

John once showed us his salami rod in the showers. Needless to say, he always had a filling for his sandwich.

That salami rod was rather filling. Thrust me some more and let me taste it good.

by CaptainSoap March 31, 2015

Salami Balls

When you get dry skin on your scrotum so the contrast looks like salami

I was wearing weird underwear and that gave me Salami Balls.

by persond543 April 4, 2016

russian salami

The act of placing one's erect penis in the snow until it is numb. Subsequently, the female's vagina is penetrated, resulting in a warm tingling sensation.

Vladmir: Comrade, I had the best sex last night. I place dick in snow and penetrated Svetlana--it give sensation of dragon's breath in Siberian Tundra. The ole russian salami i tell you!

by William Cumberton September 17, 2016