Thick Salad

Someone who thinks they're a skinny legend, but aren't actually.

See her? She's a thick salad. don't talk to her.

by Whiskerando August 13, 2018

Salty Salada

Updated Lite version of Soggy SAO

The last jester had to eat the Salty Salada

by SIRKOALA February 16, 2022

Salty Salada

Updated Soggy Sao

A punishment the Jester had to eat the Salty Salada.

by SIRKOALA February 16, 2022

have a salad

(v) To calm or sober down. Used in context to deescalate a situation, to ease an upset person, or to get someone to shut up.

"No, no, no, man, it's alright. Take it easy, man, take it easy. Have a salad."

by Supastar October 8, 2005

The Dark Salad

The final stage of decomposition of a long forgotten turd in a seldom used bathroom.

Dude, what degenerate bastard left the dark salad in your downstairs toilet?

by eskimoprizefighter January 11, 2008

Alabama toe salad

Alabama toe salad is when you ejaculate in someone’s salad and then you mix it with their toes

Yo Tyrone im going to give your mom a Alabama toe salad

by Holy crusader January 3, 2021

Shooting Salad

The incoherent babble issuing forth from the mouth of an extremely intoxicated person. Most often experienced in the company of an ecstasy user who is ate up (coming down hard).

Derived from the popular Salad Shooter "As Seen On TV" product, which was remarkable for its ability to process any vegetable into a flying stream of salad toppings.

Man, that dude is shooting salad! He just told me, "Bunny loafer gizmo found leaf order instituted."

by kilsek January 6, 2005