Ryptos

the best quality weed, the DANKITYDANK of buds, known to Orlando, DP, Celebration.

"yo where the ryptos att?"

"yo you got any ryp?"

by THEEDank420 April 9, 2009

RaptorJesus

The Holy Saurian Savior.
Also, 4chan's original 900000GET picture.

And THUS THE GIANT SALAMANDER APPEARD; AND LO, IT SPOKE UNTO THE FAGS. "FUCK YOU, THIS SHIT SUX, YOU FAG." AND WITH A PUFF OF SEMEN, IT WAS GONE.
AND A LOUD YELP WENT INTO THE AIR AS THE PREGNANT IMMEDIATELY SHOT FORTH FROM THEIR BIRTHING CANALS SEVERAL BABY TOADS FROM EACH. AND THUS THAT DAY BECAME KNOWN AS THE GREAT SALAMANDER-FROG FAGGOTEER EXTRAVAGANZA. EXACTLY ONE YEAR LATER, RAPTORJESUS CAME TO THE VERY SPOT THAT THE SALAMANDER HAD BEEN AND SAID, "HARK! ALL YE FAITHFUL, LISTEN! THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE GREAT SECOND COMING!" AND AS SOON AS HE SPOKE, THOUSANDS OF TOADS BEGAN TO FLOCK TOWARDS THE SAURIAN MESSIAH. AND AFTER EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE FROGS HAD ARRIVED, RAPTORJESUS PROMTPLY LET OUT A LOUD SCREECHING ROAR, AND THE GROUND BEGAN TO SHAKE. SECONDS LATER, THE HUGE SALAMADER HAD RETURNED, BATHING ALL AROUND IT IN A WARMING GLOW. AND AGAIN, THE SAME THING HAPPENED; THE SALAMANDER SPOKE, PUFFED, AND MANY WERE IMPREGNATED. THOUSANDS MORE HAD FLOCKED TO THE LOCATION THAN BEFORE, MAKING THE EVENT MUCH MORE SPECTACULAR. MILLIONS OF FROGS BEGAN SHOOTING INTO THE AIR, ONTO THE GROUND, AND INTO OPEN MOUTHS AS THE WOMEN MOANED IN PLEASURE, SHOOTING AMPHIBIANS FROM THEIR VAGINAS.

by 4channer May 8, 2005

Raptor Screech

1) A loud screech usually associated with a raptor or the few talented people who can do it. Can be a loud screech that is ear piercing and yet unusually harmonius

2) Raptorius-a sland word for cool or hot, often associated with a screech

"Dude that screech was raptorius!" or "Oh man that kid can do a Raptor Screech! he is soooo talented"

by buhbuhbuhZ December 17, 2006

benji raptor

A ferocious beast that emerges during parties, and is occasionally found passed out in hallways. The Benji Raptor feeds on whiskey, beer, and whole milk. It's natural predators are peer pressure and frat guys. When the Benji Raptor tunrs belligerent and starts yelling, do not provoke it or it will let out its bloodcurdling scream that is known for sounding like a combination of nails on a chalk board and the sound a little girl makes when she can't find her dolly. Also beware the Benji Raptor's scream will attract GAs and turn girls off. If you spot the Benji Raptor challenge it to a drinking contest, it will pass out after smelling the alcohol.

Dude, shut the fuck up. You sound like a freakin Benji Raptor, did you take estrogen pills today?

by Benji Reiss, DR Colkitt March 1, 2005

riptor scale

a scale of measuring how high or "riped" u are

dude i was so baked last night i was like off the riptor scale

by halikid January 17, 2008

Raptor Jim Job

A sex position in which you grab the girl from behind by her tits, then you give her the bowling ball grip with your toes (because Raptors have big toes), you then procede to scratching her tits like a raptor until there good and bloody (so they can be infected). You then moan a raptor screech while flipping her over andskeeting/ cumming the x box logo between her tits.

Collin, Dickum and I took turns giving Angel Raptor Jim Jobs

by E Sodywater October 1, 2008

raptor claw

A three part shot invented on the mean streets of LBI…part one is a cherry bomb, part two is a jager bomb and the final prong is a shot of bull piss. These shots are to be taken in consecutive order and at the end you look at your party and throw up the raptor claw. The loser of the race then pays for that round of drinks.

I’m dead sober at this point in the evening I guess it’s time for the raptor claw.

by TheTruth609 December 12, 2012