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Rowan

The most amazing intelligent kind good looking person ever nah God ever. If you meet a Rowan never let go of them cause they hold up humanity as a whole and are the godlyist thing to exist
guy 1:Hey have you met rowan. Guy 2: yes I have seen the face of god
by No one cares... May 6, 2020
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Rowan

Rowan's are typically the best babies on green earth. Not only are they the cutest amongst their baby peers, but they also take the cake in perfecting sitting up, crawling & numerous other baby acrobatics compared to their cohorts. Is it because of their innate physical prowess that comes due to good genetics or is it just because they are a typical exceedingly good looking Rowan?

They tend to have fierce hand-eye coordination which will set them up to be either successful cat burglars or olympiads in the future.
Be thankful that your child is a Rowan. They are soulful, artistic, athletic and born leaders on and off the field. Amongst their friends, Rowan's are usually the grounded ringleader who will remain in your corner for a lifetime. My parting advice is to find yourself a Rowan and count yourself lucky if you are one.
hey man that shining adonis of a boy over there in the playground must be a Rowan don't you think?
by Nostradomus tay June 30, 2022
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Rowanism

Rowanism is a form of tryhardism, but used by the society of Rowans. Basically, in a videogame, they use either weapons, tactics, or characters that counter top picks, or, in the most recent Smash Bros. Game, King K. Rool. Rowanism is a (almost) perfect counter to the widely used Connerism, and will 99% overcome the opposition. Normally these players go more melee oriented, and less Sniper/long range attack heavy. Rowanism is rarely used, only by people who share the name, and is usually a good time for all, especially since most Rowans know how to have fun and enjoy screwing around
1. Rowanism is the true Communist and Capitalist society
2. Rowanism is somehow better than Connerism? Never thought I'd see the day...
3. When you Rowan (insert actually good meme here aka anything before dabbing)
by Rowanmario July 17, 2019
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Rowan

Rowan is a tall guy
Rowan is my friend
I like to complain to rowan
Rowan if I was a hot Korean man would u kiss me? (Leah wouldn’t)
Me: hello rowan
Rowan: hello gypsy
Me: lets kiss
Rowan: no thanks
Me: why not
Rowan: because
..bitch
by gnfsdroopingballs November 21, 2021
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Rowan

Fuckin supreme human being. The best and most fit guy.
Hollie: Rowan your so fit.

Rowan :ik
by Nigellll November 20, 2019
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Rowan

A weird trans gay kid who is actually kinda ugly
hi im rowan and im ugly so fight me
by charlie pp January 20, 2019
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Rowan

He his a sexy boy he mostly plays fortnite if his sir name is Taylor or A Stewart he will get a hot girl he looks out for you
Rowan is beautiful
by Ancdefg December 14, 2018
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