Rhode Island Roulette

the act of smoking a cigarette to the filter and seeing if the ember falls onto you.

john: how'd you get that burn?
zeek: i was playing Rhode Island Roulette

by booboo____kittyfuck November 20, 2011

rhode island razzamatazz

When a woman is sitting on the toilet taking a dump and the man is sitting on the floor licking her clit.

My neck hurts from giving Jill a rhode island razzamatazz.

by jjfray July 1, 2009

Middletown, Rhode Island

A great place to grow up..but once you get into high school your bored as shit and u want to move. Its between Jamestown and Portsmouth hence the name Middletown. During the summer its full of tourists...which everyone there hates. Hot summers and freezing winters. Its probably the smallest town in the smallest state. Know ones heard of it unless they live or have lived there.

hey have u ever been to Middletown, Rhode Island?
whats that?

by my.ears.love.music December 13, 2010

Rhode Island handshake

When a Rhode Island woman (or man) reaches over and grabs your crank through your pants. Although this is common at a strip club, it can also happen at dinner, at a sports game, or in a vehicle.

Woman - Hey big guy, care to have a good time while I grab your crotch?

Man - What is this? A Rhode Island handshake?

by Not from around hea' October 1, 2012

Rhode Island Tuxedo

The prefered mode of dress for native Rhode Island men to be worn in any occasion: job interviews, funerals, running errands, going to the gym, etc. It is comprised of a muscle shirt or wife-beater, athletic pants, white sneakers, and a gold chain. Optional accessories include hair gel.

What are you going to wear to Mark's party? Probably just a Rhode Island Tuxedo.

by redguybluestate July 28, 2011

Rhode Island Roast

When you get a plate and place it on your partners chest. Take a dump, urinate and bleed on it.
Mix it up, to make it look like a roast.
Then feed them.

"My Girlfriend & I tried Rhode Island Roasting last night, it was wellllll nice!"

by captain testicular cancer August 18, 2009

Rhode Island Tire Shine

When some asshole in his Maserati, Benz, Porsche, etc. from New York parks too close to your dirty pickup truck, so you bless his new Pirellis with about 14 ounces of used Miller light straight out of your wang.

Damn, Roger really blessed that asshole in the Maser with a fresh RHODE ISLAND TIRE SHINE!!

But Matty slayed that Benz at the country club the other day with a fresh RI tire shine…

Morgan really shined up that Maybach last night…homey got straight blessed with that tire shine!!

by MIZZLER May 5, 2022