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retro real

you were getting molested by kaptain kangaroo when these 22-yr-old hipster blitches are wearing his t-shirts today.

you are a prime big-ass daddy pimp
you're retro, but you actually lived through it. retro-real mufucka
damn bitch, that girl was in preschool when you were in 12th grade. retro real mufucka!
Bad Company uses their name in the lyrics of the song. like rappers, retro real puta!
by ron jaworski, quarterback October 6, 2012
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retro metro

The resurgence of popularity in old-school men's grooming products, like straight-razors and shaving brushes and soap, dress attire, and cocktails. Made popular by shows like Mad Men. Differs from "metro" in that it is a more gentlemanly way for a guy to spend time maintaining his appearance. It emphasizes the notion of the "classic gentlemen".
"Hey Joe, did you just get a haircut?"

"Yeah man, I went to the barber shop for a cut and straight razor shave. I'm going retro metro."

Girl 1: "See that guy wearing the three piece suit and drinking a vodka gimlet?"
Girl 2: "The one with the fedora?"
Girl 1: "Yeah, he's hot - totally retro metro."
by themanlygentlemen June 24, 2012
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Retro Salsa

Her shoes were totally retro salsa.
by charstar47 February 3, 2010
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Retro-rearticulate

To come back to a story or subject, after a subject change or interruption, with a final sumation or conclusion.
Hey the other day mom started the story of how she met Johnny Cash but, after an interruption, she never let us hear the ending. Let me retro-rearticulate, and tell you the ending.
by AddYourNameHere July 8, 2011
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retro-crush

A crush on someone from a previous decade or historical era, regardless of whether they are still alive today - Such a celebrity when they were younger in the 70's, or famous historical figure.
I have such a retro-crush on 1980's Harrison Ford.
by exoplanet January 24, 2017
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Retro Craftwars

A broken game that nobody plays.
Hey do you play Retro Craftwars?
Why and how are you in my house
by 101001010 October 27, 2020
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retro wife

Once married, a wife that wants to stay home to be a domestic housewife. Taking care of the home & husband.

As in the 1950’s, not having a career or job outside of the home.
“Now that she’s married, she gave up her job to stay home & be a retro wife”

“Just like all the young new brides, she too wants to be a retro wife”
by Carma-cat October 12, 2020
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