Retro Craftwars

A game everybody should hate and not play

guy 1: Hey do you play Retro Craftwars?
guy 2: How and why are you in my house

by 101001010 October 27, 2020

Retro Craftwars

A game that nobody should be playing

Do you like Retro Craftwars?
why and how are you in my house

by 101001010 October 27, 2020

Retro Salsa

Another way of saying "funky fresh."

Her shoes were totally retro salsa.

by charstar47 February 3, 2010

Retro Craftwars

A broken game that nobody plays.

Hey do you play Retro Craftwars?
Why and how are you in my house

by 101001010 October 27, 2020

retro metro

The resurgence of popularity in old-school men's grooming products, like straight-razors and shaving brushes and soap, dress attire, and cocktails. Made popular by shows like Mad Men. Differs from "metro" in that it is a more gentlemanly way for a guy to spend time maintaining his appearance. It emphasizes the notion of the "classic gentlemen".

"Hey Joe, did you just get a haircut?"

"Yeah man, I went to the barber shop for a cut and straight razor shave. I'm going retro metro."

Girl 1: "See that guy wearing the three piece suit and drinking a vodka gimlet?"
Girl 2: "The one with the fedora?"
Girl 1: "Yeah, he's hot - totally retro metro."

by themanlygentlemen June 24, 2012

retro inception

When you learn something about your own thoughts from your dream.

After being chased down the hall all night in my dream last night, I realized that I'm afraid of my 3rd grade teacher. Must have been retro inception.

by dreamer1234579 June 9, 2011

retro real

you were getting molested by kaptain kangaroo when these 22-yr-old hipster blitches are wearing his t-shirts today.

you are a prime big-ass daddy pimp
you're retro, but you actually lived through it. retro-real mufucka

damn bitch, that girl was in preschool when you were in 12th grade. retro real mufucka!
Bad Company uses their name in the lyrics of the song. like rappers, retro real puta!

by ron jaworski, quarterback October 6, 2012