Remington retirement plan

To retire from life permanently by using a Remington firearm on oneself

He decided to take the Remington retirement plan

by Johnny Sins Jr December 20, 2023

Retiring to the garden

Something a middle class English woman will say when about to go to the garden to smoke a cigarette.

M: Jimmy, darling, I'm retiring to the garden for a moment. Will you be joining me?

J: That would be marvelous, mother! Shall I put the kettle on?

by Flokiko August 4, 2020

Retired From Living

No longer alive; dead.

"My grandpa has been retired from living since 2017"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 13, 2022

retired masturbater

a person who quit masturbating/ a person who plays fornite

Hey! What do you do for a living?
Nothing, I'm a retired masturbater.

by gigigig11 August 21, 2018

retire the cup

A phrase said to suggest that no other future answer to a question could possibly ever be any better. Refers to an old practice of ceasing to give an award (usually a perpetual trophy) once it's been won by the same entity a certain number of times.

A: Who do you think is the best national women's soccer team?
B: The USA. Retire the cup.

by sensei10 July 9, 2019

Millennial Retirement Plan

Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.

The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.

by Zyvis X November 20, 2022

Retired from college

The permanent solitude from unnecessary envolvement in college drama.

I have retired from college, Done with this fugazi shit.

by It's nothing personal July 28, 2021