slow-releaser

When you slow release a fart in a quiet room in hopes nobody hears it with the sense of paranoia and the smell is only thing left

Amanda: Hey Shane did you hear that

Shane: Hear what

Amanda: Oh nothing just doing a slow-releaser

Shane: The rooms quiet I didn't hear anything, ugh wtf is that smell

Amanda: Exactly

by lavajoes21 January 5, 2014

Vertical Release

when someone sits above you and attempts to release their urine, vomit, spit, or crap onto you.

1:dude! dyllan is stuck on the ladder and wont climb down!
1:hey johnny, since your on the roof do a vertical release to motivate him to come down!
3: (johnny postions himself above dyllan, pulls his pants down, and begins to attempt to drop his crap and hit dyllan while it is falling down to the ground from the roof).

by jaskey72 December 19, 2009

Release the demons

To ejaculate

Couldn't focus on work, had to release the demons to get back on track.

by For the love of Pete September 15, 2021

Grease and release

Used when greeting a friend, just before or actually at the point of hand contact.

Grease and release, my player

by Gud_Intenshunz April 16, 2008

release the grease

To smother your loved one in Gentleman's Relish.

To decant one's Devils Porridge.

Brace yourself darlin, it's time to release the grease!!

by Burning blue soul March 17, 2017

a sweet release

A slow moving camel passing through a chasm of afternoon delights (sky rockets in flight), shining, glimmering nuggets of pasturised milk dipped in a sweet and creamy turnip and caramelised onion potato salsa resting on a bed of jeremy Oscar winner base of buttery biscuit salmon time.
This chasm of mysterious shimmering wilderbeast wonder can be located approximately 5 minutes north west of you front door (from the inside of a packet of pickled onion space invaders)

Yep.

You have found a sweet release whence you have experienced a mysterious brownpod like capsule emerging from your southern hemisphere

by Chief inspector, Rimmer November 26, 2013

Release the crappen

You one thrust a girl so hard in the ass, when you pull out she shits all over you. Before you pull out, you must yell "RELEASE THE CRAPPEN!"

"Dude, I totally released the crappen on tianna last night"

"My boyfriend totally yelled Release the crappen last night and I shit all over him.."

by The thruster. August 21, 2011