Muscle Relaxer

A girl decides to give a man a back massage. At this point he secretly pulls out his cock and starts jerking off. If the man is not sneaky enough, the girl is surprised and runs screaming out of the room. Either way, the man is left feeling refreshed and relaxed.

What is better than steak and a blow job? A muscle relaxer.

by Jellens April 10, 2009

I'm in the trenches, relax

Lil Durk's verse in Drake's hit single "Laugh Now Cry Later". A popular phrase used by some. It means, despite gaining a lot of fame and wealth, Durk is still in the hood. Lil Durk has not forgotten where he came from.

Malachi: The boy, Jacob, catted. The boy think he all that, now he don't wanna be associated with us.
Jacob: I'm in the trenches, relax.

by Jorolb December 5, 2020

Frankie says relax

Popular phrase on T-shirts around the time frankie goes to hollywood released song relax. This was in reaction to some people calling for the song to be banned.

Relax, don't do it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Relax your tits

a phrase used to tell someone to relax and calm down in a stressful situation.

Dude, relax your tits. I got this.

by Yoniweb December 8, 2012

relaxing in the gentlemans way

Masturbating

"Roger decided to have a quiet night in in front of the television relaxing in the gentlemans way."

by Saoirse September 1, 2003

relaxation therapist

a smart ass way of telling someone to calm down.

Mike...please, relaxation therapist. I will go tommorow.

by gerico August 12, 2003

bee movie and relax

When you ask someone to come over to watch a movie and chill, expecting to hook up, but they friend-zone you and all you really did is watch a movie and chill .

"That chick came over last night"
"Did you guys hook up?"
"No, we bee movie and relaxed"
"rip"

by deadgabyemilyaf November 17, 2015