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Dave Redemption Arc Day 

The day that the no longer homophobic Child Molester returned to Gamejolt, forgiven by the People. He's now respectful and nice (he's one of those Bosses you defeat and recruit to your Team in Video Games)
Person 1: It's Dave Redemption arc day!
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1: it says in the name you dumbass
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Shawshank Redemption 

When you order a new pair of shoes from Amazon, put your old ones in the box, and return them for a refund.
My shoes are worn out, its time for a Shawshank Redemption.

Slaw Slap Redemption 

When you dip your balls in coleslaw and drag them across someone's face.
Sounds like she needs a "Slaw Slap Redemption".

Dunce Cap Redemption 

"Dunce Cap Redemption" is the art of still managing to hook up with someone despite an obvious injury on your face, mostly likely occurring after a night of drinking. For example, a black eye from falling, or your best friend punching you. Or a head injury from getting scraped by a wall or tree branch. It requires great courage to express interest in a girl knowing she's looking at the stupid-ass self inflicted marks on your face, and winning her over in spite of looking like a dumb asshole is a significant event. It doesn't wash away your recent stupidity, but it sure does increase your confidence.
Bro #1: "Bro, is Justin really going home with her despite that gnarly wound on his face?"
Bro #2: " Dunce Cap Redemption at its finest".

Bro #3: He's still a dumbass though"

No Man's Redemption 

When an awful game actually becomes pretty good after awhile.

Named for No Man's Sky, a 2016 video game that was ridiculed upon its release because it was utter shite, with many people calling it one of the worst game of the decade...until 2019, when the game was actually finished. Now, it is a very popular game.
Fallout 76 is having a No Man's Redemption. Still a couple annoying bugs, but nonetheless it has improved greatly.

No Nut redemption 

If you fail No Nut November but survive the next one, the NNN you failed in the previous year will be redeemed.
I survived this year's NNN and got a No Nut redemption for last year.
No Nut redemption by Balls_n_bolts November 2, 2022

No Nut redemption 

If you fail No Nut November but survive it the next year, the NNN you failed in the previous year will be redeemed.
I survived this year's NNN, so I received a No Nut Redemption for last year.
No Nut redemption by Balls_n_bolts November 2, 2022